Awful lot of time you spend with us over 40, Squiddy.
It's nice to mock those who are closer to death than me.
He worships us and prays that one day he will be half as cool as we are.
Who uses the word "cool" anymore?
I thought narcissism was a "young" thing anyway?
Squiddy's secretly an over 40.
Notice how much he knows about the batteries on mobility scooters?
My now deceased grandmother had a mobility scooter due to arthiritis in her legs , I would visit her a lot with my mother when I was out of school due to my mother being her primary carer.
He's even trying to copy our wrinkles by living under the sea.
Sorry , I swear by moisturiser to avoid wrinkles and any other blemishes.