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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #90 on: July 23, 2006, 10:52:14 PM »
Is the woman whos coming to stay with us tommorrow from New Zealand gonna be a total loon? Will i need to dig out some sedatives to mash in alongside her potatoes when shes not looking?

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #91 on: July 23, 2006, 10:53:28 PM »
Do it anyway, it will be funny.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #92 on: July 23, 2006, 10:56:28 PM »
Will I become an alcoholic when I turn 21?

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« Reply #93 on: July 23, 2006, 10:59:08 PM »
Will I die in a good mood?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #94 on: July 23, 2006, 11:35:42 PM »
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).

So is that a yes or a no?

You will not shag the girl.

2 of swords, 7 of coins and king of coins my ass!  We connected very well, thanks very much, and she was so decisive that she decided to get the bus out to where I live tomorrow evening.  The distrust thingy looks pretty buggered too; she loaned me one of her books.

Psychic lady is not always accurate.  That's why this is in the games section ;D.  Although you didn't shag her, did you?

I asked if I'd end up shagging her; not if I'd shag her on that particular day.   :P

Oops.  Let me ask the revised question now:

You will mess around but not have sex.

hiroshima

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #95 on: July 23, 2006, 11:37:20 PM »
How did the universe come into existence?

A male and female force/essence were divided from one another and what we know as existence is the venue for them to be reunited.

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #96 on: July 23, 2006, 11:38:42 PM »
will i ever cheat on my wife?

OMG, yes.

Lovers (a choice); 3 of cups (sexual indulgence); emperor (self-satisfaction).

hiroshima

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #97 on: July 23, 2006, 11:40:45 PM »
Is the apocalypse nigh?

No.  God is still waiting patiently and can't make up his mind (Temperance-- patience; 7 of cups-- indecision).

hiroshima

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #98 on: July 23, 2006, 11:43:25 PM »
Will I shag the other girl I'm meeting with in a couple of weeks?

No-- you'll get less far with her than with girl #1. 

Ace of swords-- a halt
4 of swords-- walling oneself off

I think you might be looking for the wrong kind of girl?  Wounded and wordy?  They tend to be less saucy...

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #99 on: July 23, 2006, 11:46:20 PM »
Will my daughter go to college?

Will she ever be able to live independently?

hiroshima

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #100 on: July 23, 2006, 11:47:14 PM »
for hypnotica:

---->Is it worth it?

No.  There will be no improvement.

4 of coins-- being stuck
6 of coins-- imbalance of dependence or power
temperance-- resignation, sadness

--->Will it work out the way i want it to?

No.  Page of swords and queen of swords-- a struggle.
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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #101 on: July 23, 2006, 11:48:31 PM »
Why wasn't I able to have a lucid dream last night?

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #102 on: July 23, 2006, 11:49:29 PM »
What kind of candles do You use? Are they special type of candles or just reglar candles?

Regular candles.  I only did it a few times.

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #103 on: July 23, 2006, 11:50:31 PM »
Where are my pants?

Near the porn stash.

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Re: ask psychic lady
« Reply #104 on: July 23, 2006, 11:51:39 PM »
how old will i live to be.

You will live to see at least one grandchild.