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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2008, 04:07:35 PM »
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!
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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2008, 02:57:32 AM »
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2008, 07:08:52 AM »
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.
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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2008, 03:24:59 PM »
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.
Why did  you opt out of the oral?   I eat cookies quite a bit, but I never get any oral with the cookies.   They both seem to be separate for me.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2008, 03:08:20 AM »
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.

Is it just me, or is it ALWAYS the girl who decides if sex of any sort will happen?...
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2008, 03:10:16 AM »
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.

Is it just me, or is it ALWAYS the girl who decides if sex of any sort will happen?...

If you always want it more than she does, then probably yes.

If she wanted it more than you did, then you would be the one to decide.

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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2008, 03:20:38 AM »
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.

Is it just me, or is it ALWAYS the girl who decides if sex of any sort will happen?...

If you always want it more than she does, then probably yes.

If she wanted it more than you did, then you would be the one to decide.

Now we're getting into "perfect woman" teritory....!
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2008, 11:57:22 AM »
Grass is always greener.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2008, 07:36:45 PM »
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.

Congrats, Vodzy! Now maybe you'll be less stroppy on the board, eh?  :P
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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2008, 07:40:40 PM »
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.
Well done Vodzy... plant that seed, wait for it to grow into a plant, then fuck the plant.
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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2008, 07:43:41 PM »
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.
Well done Vodzy... plant that seed, wait for it to grow into a plant, then fuck the plant.
or fuck the seed
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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2008, 11:27:42 PM »
Grass is always greener.

I've been in some pretty green pastures in the past.  Trouble was, they were owned by someone else...  One had a milk cow in it.
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2008, 08:16:14 AM »
Is it just me, or is it ALWAYS the girl who decides if sex of any sort will happen?...

If you always want it more than she does, then probably yes.

If she wanted it more than you did, then you would be the one to decide.

EXACTLY.  Though for me the issue is often less of a lack of want and more of an ability to think with the big brain even when little serissa wants to be friends with everyone.

If she wanted it more than you did, then you would be the one to decide.

Now we're getting into "perfect woman" teritory....!
We're getting into "unlikely relationship disasters experienced by horny women like PMS Elle" territory, actually.

Why did  you opt out of the oral?   I eat cookies quite a bit, but I never get any oral with the cookies.   They both seem to be separate for me.
Didn't date the guy long enough to get to that.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2008, 08:18:51 AM by PMS Elle »
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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2008, 10:58:38 PM »
Though for me the issue is often less of a lack of want and more of an ability to think with the big brain even when little serissa wants to be friends with everyone.
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 It can't be a breast, unless you only have one...  :zombiefuck:
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Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2008, 12:02:14 AM »
Though for me the issue is often less of a lack of want and more of an ability to think with the big brain even when little serissa wants to be friends with everyone.
* Pyraxis spends five minutes trying to decipher what part of your anatomy you've christened with that archaic username.

 It can't be a breast, unless you only have one...  :zombiefuck:
I'm guessing it's her teeny-peeny.
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