Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I always thought this commercial was really tacky:
I've seen it play a few times- couldn't believe it the first time I saw it. It's almost laughably sick.
This is considered one of the most annoying adverts ever in the UK.I must admit I quite like it
I don't know if anyone out there caught the television commercial for these monstrosities - collectible "currency" themed around 9/11 - but here it is for you to watch and become deeply ashamed. I'm not sure what my favorite part is, but the following moments are in the running: * The part where the narrator brags about how this commemorative trinket is so large that it "dwarfs" all other legal tender. YEAH! SUCK IT, DOLLAR BILLZ! FUCK YR PRE-9/11 MINDSET! * The part where they explain that one side has a "standard twenty dollar denomination," but...BUT!!!! On the other side, it has the numbers NINE and ELEVEN, and you will never guess what! NINE PLUS ELEVEN EQUALS TWENTY. * "This is the first time ever the two numbers have been used to add up to the twenty dollar face value!" THE FIRST TIME EVER. And here, we've been at war with al Qaeda, when what they really wanted to do was help us experience these bold mathematical innovations. * Remember that Times Square recruiting station that got bombed by a bicyclist on March 6, of this year? Well, WHERE'S MY GODDAMNED NINE DOLLAR BILL? * "The frosted Twin Towers stand out against a mirror-like background, much as they did in the gleaming sunlight of that fateful morning." Yes, we were all marvelling at the mirror-like background of the New York City skyline when terrorists struck and destroyed our innocence. And hey! Guess what? SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK FOLLOWED. * The Freedom Tower is a "silvery tribute to all who were lost." A silvery tribute! * They were going to sell this shit for $39, until they learned to add 9 and 11. * These come with a certificate of authenticity attesting to...and I quote: its non-circulating Liberian legal tender currency. There's just something about the concepts of "authenticity" and "Liberian legal tender" that seems mutually exclusive. * Strict limit of 5 per customer, unless you are Rudy Giuliani, and plan to use them to jack off. * NEVER FORGET.
Anonymous said... Just keep in mind, 20 dollar liberian (LRD) exchanges to almost, but not quite 32 cents U.S. thats amazing. for only 20 bucks you can buy nearly 32 cents. Dont forget the shipping and handling of course.
Is it a very old advertisement or is it recent?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
