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My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« on: August 14, 2008, 04:28:37 AM »
I got these from a book my parents own.  It's two inches thick, so theres a lot more where this came from.




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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 04:33:56 AM »
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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 04:35:43 AM »
What do they think of Gay people that wank? Seriously your parents are probably confused and just flaunting their ignorance. I will pray for them.  :laugh:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 04:38:28 AM »
Wow, they think that the movement toward rights for homosexuals is demonic, as is "uncontrolled masturbation"?

When I was reading the first one, I thought for almost half the page that the person being quoted was male instead of female.

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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 04:42:29 AM »
Besides, if you are going to post text like this, at least make it readable. But then again it is shit, afterall.

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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 06:05:49 AM »
My father isn't religious but he thinks that about half the men on TV are gay...

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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 06:07:57 AM »
Wow you should move to the Northeast not as many with those beliefs at least not openly
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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 07:43:51 AM »
lol

homos = nazis
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2008, 03:34:35 PM »
I doubt Delusionist would agree with you. :laugh:
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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2008, 08:44:46 PM »
...I am not affirming that all Christians are evil, some are, but not all of them..

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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2008, 10:09:22 PM »
...I am not affirming that all Christians are evil, some are, but not all of them..

 :laugh:

My grand genaratinm of elder folk lived a life as close to that which Christ may have lived as possibble. I don't think of Christians as eveil, unless they fuck with me
 if WE walk along His path and show His courage our lives are strong. Who gives afuck what the chritianss  believi about an after life. living a Christain ideal in dealing with troubles can lead to peace.

Tell now,us , would any of us have had the courage and the resolvve to remain in the Garden of Gesemine?
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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 10:43:35 PM »
Us? Ummm....Big nope from me.  :laugh:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2008, 06:20:28 AM »
...I am not affirming that all Christians are evil, some are, but not all of them..

 :laugh:

My grand genaratinm of elder folk lived a life as close to that which Christ may have lived as possibble. I don't think of Christians as eveil, unless they fuck with me
 if WE walk along His path and show His courage our lives are strong. Who gives afuck what the chritianss  believi about an after life. living a Christain ideal in dealing with troubles can lead to peace.

Tell now,us , would any of us have had the courage and the resolvve to remain in the Garden of Gesemine?

What you said is fair enough. But why His path. Why not carve your own path.

I was just playing with the text, replacing homosexual with christian. I don't think christians are evil, just deluded and if they redirected their energies away from petty gay-bashing they could achieve a lot. First they should disband though.  ;D

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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2008, 10:47:23 AM »
Tell now,us , would any of us have had the courage and the resolvve to remain in the Garden of Gesemine?

And, do it in such a way as to have as resounding an impact as Jesus'? That, to me, is the kicker.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 11:27:31 PM »
I would have, but I'd have needed a crate of VB to help.