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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5805 on: May 22, 2011, 10:25:31 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on May 21, 2011, 02:38:49 AM

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Family photo?

Is that a TV on the wall?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5806 on: May 22, 2011, 10:31:05 AM »
It's common for funeral homes to have monitors for display of photos before and after service.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5807 on: May 22, 2011, 10:33:11 AM »
Quote from: Jack on May 22, 2011, 10:31:05 AM
It's common for funeral homes to have monitors for display of photos before and after service.

Ah, I did not know that.  We had portraits hung from the walls to remind us of the dearly departed.
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« Reply #5808 on: May 22, 2011, 10:36:07 AM »
The last one I went to, a family memeber had scanned photos of the departed from throughout their life and made them into a slide show accompanied by music they enjoyed. It was nice.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5809 on: May 22, 2011, 10:52:58 AM »
Quote from: Jack on May 22, 2011, 10:36:07 AM
The last one I went to, a family memeber had scanned photos of the departed from throughout their life and made them into a slide show accompanied by music they enjoyed. It was nice.

 There was a slide show like that at a wake I attended a few years ago too, a very nice tribute.  :)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5810 on: May 22, 2011, 11:40:53 AM »
I wanted to take a picture of my dad in the coffin but didn't dare to.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5811 on: May 22, 2011, 12:12:13 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2011, 11:40:53 AM
I wanted to take a picture of my dad in the coffin but didn't dare to.

 Would the rest of the family have misunderstood and given you a hard time about it?  ???
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5812 on: May 22, 2011, 01:23:29 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2011, 11:40:53 AM
I wanted to take a picture of my dad in the coffin but didn't dare to.

We took photos of my mom in her coffin.

PS:  :plus: for using coffin correctly.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5813 on: May 22, 2011, 01:28:45 PM »
How do people use it incorrectly?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5814 on: May 22, 2011, 01:29:50 PM »
Quote from: Jack on May 22, 2011, 01:28:45 PM
How do people use it incorrectly?

A casket becomes a coffin when the body is placed in it.

Does anyone know the difference between a death notice and an obituary?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5815 on: May 22, 2011, 01:40:35 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 22, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
A casket becomes a coffin when the body is placed in it.
Never heard of that and thought they were interchangeable. Looked it up and found the distinction to be construction and function.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5816 on: May 22, 2011, 01:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Jack on May 22, 2011, 01:40:35 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 22, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
A casket becomes a coffin when the body is placed in it.
Never heard of that and thought they were interchangeable. Looked it up and found the distinction to be construction and function.

I stand corrected.  Maybe it's a New Orleans thing. 
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5817 on: May 22, 2011, 04:27:02 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5818 on: May 22, 2011, 04:43:24 PM »
Not necessarily a laugh, but surely a guffaw.  This from a blogspot of a Mennonite woman.

"And They Think Americans Are Crazy."
Yesterday I ran into my friend JoAnn in town and she told me her mother-in-law in Holland had passed away recently. She had lived and died in her own home, and always refused to go to a nursing home, partly because she was an independent person and partly because she was afraid of Holland's practice of euthanasia. I related this at the supper table. Jenny wondered what euthanasia was. I told her.
She exclaimed:

"So you can't have a slingshot in Holland but you can kill old people??!!"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5819 on: May 22, 2011, 04:46:23 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 22, 2011, 04:43:24 PM
Not necessarily a laugh, but surely a guffaw.  This from a blogspot of a Mennonite woman.

"And They Think Americans Are Crazy."
Yesterday I ran into my friend JoAnn in town and she told me her mother-in-law in Holland had passed away recently. She had lived and died in her own home, and always refused to go to a nursing home, partly because she was an independent person and partly because she was afraid of Holland's practice of euthanasia. I related this at the supper table. Jenny wondered what euthanasia was. I told her.
She exclaimed:

"So you can't have a slingshot in Holland but you can kill old people??!!"



OMG, and my daughter said something like "Let's face it Mum, I'm thirteen, and you are an old person"..... :hide:
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