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Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5745 on: May 13, 2011, 10:08:37 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 12, 2011, 11:07:02 AM
Apparently this is a true story, the guy who told me wouldn't lie, but its almost beyond belief, i'd kill myself if I was the guy who did this.

This guy was on holiday with his girlfriend and her parents.  He tried to fake being sick, so his gf could stay in the hotel room with him, while the parents went out, and they could have sex.  But it didn't work, so he had to stay there alone.  Well he obviously was expecting something, so when they went out, he went into the bathroom and started to wank.  I guess about 5 minutes later.  He was practically at the point of no return, when he heard the others come back into the room, so he quickly got up and ran to kick the door shut.  Instead, he didn't realise the door opened outwards, so he fell into the main room and shot his load, right in front of his gf and her parents.

I like romantic comedies
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5746 on: May 13, 2011, 11:06:58 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5747 on: May 13, 2011, 11:08:54 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 13, 2011, 10:08:37 AM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 12, 2011, 11:07:02 AM
Apparently this is a true story, the guy who told me wouldn't lie, but its almost beyond belief, i'd kill myself if I was the guy who did this.

This guy was on holiday with his girlfriend and her parents.  He tried to fake being sick, so his gf could stay in the hotel room with him, while the parents went out, and they could have sex.  But it didn't work, so he had to stay there alone.  Well he obviously was expecting something, so when they went out, he went into the bathroom and started to wank.  I guess about 5 minutes later.  He was practically at the point of no return, when he heard the others come back into the room, so he quickly got up and ran to kick the door shut.  Instead, he didn't realise the door opened outwards, so he fell into the main room and shot his load, right in front of his gf and her parents.

I like romantic comedies

Its honestly meant to have happened, but its almost unbelievable.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5748 on: May 13, 2011, 08:12:41 PM »
LOL, that was classic!

Speaking of load being shot, anyone saw a video clip on the Internet with a male porn star unintentionally shooting his cum at the camera man's face? :autism:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5749 on: May 13, 2011, 08:31:33 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 13, 2011, 08:12:41 PM
LOL, that was classic!

Speaking of load being shot, anyone saw a video clip on the Internet with a male porn star unintentionally shooting his cum at the camera man's face? :autism:
Have you been posting your porn vids again? :zoinks:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5750 on: May 13, 2011, 08:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on May 13, 2011, 08:31:33 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 13, 2011, 08:12:41 PM
LOL, that was classic!

Speaking of load being shot, anyone saw a video clip on the Internet with a male porn star unintentionally shooting his cum at the camera man's face? :autism:
Have you been posting your porn vids again? :zoinks:

It was Squiddy, I swear. Now that I think about it. Maybe he did it intentionally, that gay bimbo. :autism:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5751 on: May 14, 2011, 06:19:01 AM »

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he is......
.....because he can!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5752 on: May 14, 2011, 06:27:00 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5753 on: May 14, 2011, 06:30:31 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5754 on: May 14, 2011, 09:52:21 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 13, 2011, 08:12:41 PM
LOL, that was classic!

Speaking of load being shot, anyone saw a video clip on the Internet with a male porn star unintentionally shooting his cum at the camera man's face? :autism:

Link?  :orly:
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Fatality waits in the wings
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Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5755 on: May 14, 2011, 09:58:12 AM »
A simple google search would have helped you there. There you go

http://fapdu.com/star-shoots-cum-camera-mans

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5756 on: May 14, 2011, 10:20:03 AM »
 :LOL:  that could easily of been squid on his knees there  :orly:
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5757 on: May 14, 2011, 10:02:34 PM »
Those of us who fall into the world of hi-tech should take note of the importance of correct grammar. I have noticed that many who text message & email have forgotten the "art" of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5758 on: May 15, 2011, 01:38:58 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5759 on: May 15, 2011, 05:42:09 PM »
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