make someone laugh

[bodie]

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[Binty]

And that right there is the reason why I'm never having kids 

[bodie]

[Callaway]

And that right there is the reason why I'm never having kids 

 

I think that's white paint, but it reminds me of the time my daughter smeared my parents' kitchen floor and cabinets with a mixture of flour, water, broken bits of dry spaghetti and dry beans in the middle of the night while we were there helping my mother after she broke her shoulder at our house.

I made the little stinker help me while I cleaned it up.  It had begun to dry so it took us hours to clean it.

[bodie]

[bodie]

 
 
what did you see? :lol:

[bodie]

And that right there is the reason why I'm never having kids 

 

I think that's white paint, but it reminds me of the time my daughter smeared my parents' kitchen floor and cabinets with a mixture of flour, water, broken bits of dry spaghetti and dry beans in the middle of the night while we were there helping my mother after she broke her shoulder at our house.

I made the little stinker help me while I cleaned it up.  It had begun to dry so it took us hours to clean it.

Thats funny callaway.  My urchin put a pound of butter in with the washing in the washing machine, then the other day i couldn't get the cd drawer open,  eventually opened it after nearly taking it apart - what was in there?  a slice of bread!  kids are priceless

[Callaway]

And that right there is the reason why I'm never having kids 

 

I think that's white paint, but it reminds me of the time my daughter smeared my parents' kitchen floor and cabinets with a mixture of flour, water, broken bits of dry spaghetti and dry beans in the middle of the night while we were there helping my mother after she broke her shoulder at our house.

I made the little stinker help me while I cleaned it up.  It had begun to dry so it took us hours to clean it.

Thats funny callaway.  My urchin put a pound of butter in with the washing in the washing machine, then the other day i couldn't get the cd drawer open,  eventually opened it after nearly taking it apart - what was in there?  a slice of bread!  kids are priceless

My daughter wouldn't leave the VCR alone, so I used a clear acrylic cookbook holder to completely cover the front of it and uncovered it only when I needed to put a tape in.   Since it was clear, the remote still worked.

[Adam]

"If god made everything, then god must live in China"

[bodie]

New Pink Car

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."
It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even
if someone tells him where it is.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

New Pink Car

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."
It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even
if someone tells him where it is.

You're fucked if it's a female thief though.

[bodie]

lol yeah thats true

[bodie]

[bodie]