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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #150 on: November 05, 2006, 08:07:07 AM »
eamonn, you had me laughing.

but then again, i am a cheap date.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #151 on: November 05, 2006, 08:24:07 AM »
 :LMAO:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #152 on: November 05, 2006, 09:09:48 AM »
eamonn, you had me laughing.

but then again, i am a cheap date.

You've succesfully lowered the bar once again with your cheap and colourful tackiness, just like American sit-coms, empty-headed valley/prep girls (see above) and burger 'joints and politicians.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #153 on: November 05, 2006, 09:22:58 AM »
'joints

What does the ' stand for in 'joints?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #154 on: November 05, 2006, 09:27:44 AM »

What does the ' stand for in 'joints?

Everyone's a comedian and a critic and an english examiner these days. It was supposed to read 'joints' to point out that we dont use that vulgar word here, as a matter of course.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #155 on: November 05, 2006, 12:24:33 PM »
We don't use the word joint?  Personally, if i had a joint right now, i would not hesitate in describing exactly how good the shit in it was.  And if you are refering to the word joint as meaning place, i have just not had the opportunity to need to use the word joint in a sentance, but i can think of some tones in text i could be going for that would make the word joint most appropriate, just as there are some tones that make the word aint sound appropriate and best.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #156 on: November 05, 2006, 12:42:22 PM »
eamonn, you had me laughing.

but then again, i am a cheap date.

You've succesfully lowered the bar once again with your cheap and colourful tackiness, just like American sit-coms, empty-headed valley/prep girls (see above) and burger 'joints and politicians.

i have no shame admitting that you are 100 percent correct.
expect the bar to lower even more.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #157 on: November 07, 2006, 05:54:44 AM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #158 on: November 07, 2006, 08:22:50 AM »
i find myself wandering towards the platform edge.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #159 on: November 07, 2006, 08:31:36 AM »
i find myself wandering towards the platform edge.

You'd better be careful you might fall off.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #160 on: November 07, 2006, 10:05:10 AM »


So is this a place with "fond" memories for you! :eyebrows:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #161 on: November 07, 2006, 10:09:30 AM »


So is this a place with "fond" memories for you! :eyebrows:


 :laugh: I've never actually been but I don't need no stinking sign to tell me what to do.  ;) 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #162 on: November 07, 2006, 10:19:07 AM »
After reading about yours and Dunc's depleting the condom market, I bet you don't! ;)

You and the Dunc man are GODS! :headbang:  :david:

Note:  worship these GODS at an altar made out of a firm mattress and no squeeky springs, otherwise you will incur their wrath.  Upon this altar stand two inflated dolls, one man and one woman with the appropriate faces of the respective deities on their respective gender dolls.  Worship these GODS by offering your body to either one of them or for maximum worship both.  If your a guy and your sacrifice pleases them, then the ENZYTE that your taking for natural male enhancement will actually work and you will never need the Viagra that your currently using. If your a woman, then the hot stud muffinthat captures your eye and attention will not turn out to be GAY as you found out your ex husband/boyfriend was.  If your Bisexual, then the GODS will grant you the energy to keep up with them, hence the term "GODHEAD"!

Suitable offerings that you can make for minor favors incude, condoms (if you can find any), a  nice lubricant and any sex toy that is endorsed by "Talk Sex's" Dr. Sue Johannsen now showing late night on the Oxygen Channel.

Incurring of their wrath may result in shrinkage, dryness and or inflamed intensely itchy rashes in places that you cannot scratch in public.  And an overwhelming desire to point and laugh at your lovers attributes at the worst possible moment!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #163 on: November 07, 2006, 01:01:45 PM »
 :LMAO:   That last post was definetely in the right thread Ozy  :)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #164 on: November 07, 2006, 01:10:25 PM »
Your too kind!  But thank you! :heart: