Marriage....because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work.
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Quote from: bodaccea on March 16, 2011, 11:28:48 AMBusy mum, postwhore, dancer... how do you find the time?
Quote from: Sophahamahamed, peace be upon him on March 14, 2011, 08:34:51 PMGA what was the racist stuff?Quote from: bodaccea on March 08, 2011, 08:52:50 PMEveryone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:- No Christmas- No television- No nude women- No football- No pork chops- No hotdogs- No burgers- No beer- No bacon- Rags for clothes- Towels for hats- Constant wailing from some prick in a tower- More than one wife- More than one mother in law- You can't shave- Your wife can't shave- You can't wash off the smell of donkey- You wipe your arse with your hand- You cook over burning camel shit- Your wife is picked by someone else- Your wife smells worse than your donkeyThen they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"No shit Sherlock!.... ....It's not like it could get much fooking worse!Maybe thisQuote from: Queen Victoria on March 08, 2011, 09:16:43 PMQuickie #4 A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
GA what was the racist stuff?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:- No Christmas- No television- No nude women- No football- No pork chops- No hotdogs- No burgers- No beer- No bacon- Rags for clothes- Towels for hats- Constant wailing from some prick in a tower- More than one wife- More than one mother in law- You can't shave- Your wife can't shave- You can't wash off the smell of donkey- You wipe your arse with your hand- You cook over burning camel shit- Your wife is picked by someone else- Your wife smells worse than your donkeyThen they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"No shit Sherlock!.... ....It's not like it could get much fooking worse!
Quickie #4 A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
