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GalileoAce

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4995 on: March 11, 2011, 05:06:56 AM »
Cute bird :)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4996 on: March 11, 2011, 07:20:21 AM »
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« Reply #4997 on: March 11, 2011, 09:19:19 PM »
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« Reply #4998 on: March 11, 2011, 09:57:42 PM »
(My job is to call people and pitch the brand of make-up my company sells. I call and an obviously really young girl answers the phone.)

Little Girl: “Hello?”

Me: “Hi, may I talk to the lady of this residence?”

Little Girl: “That’s me.”

Me: “I mean, may I talk to your mom?”

Little Girl: “I have two dads.”

Me: “Oh well, never mind then. Have a nice day!”

Little Girl: “Wait! Why did you call?”

Me: “I’m selling make-up.”

Little Girl: “Oh! One of my daddies loves that stuff, it makes him look pretty when he goes dancing! Let me give him the phone! Dad! Dad! Some girl wants to make you look pretty!”
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4999 on: March 11, 2011, 10:10:59 PM »
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Binty

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Re: make someone laugh
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Binty

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« Reply #5001 on: March 11, 2011, 10:23:55 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5002 on: March 11, 2011, 10:27:15 PM »
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Osensitive1

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5003 on: March 11, 2011, 10:29:08 PM »
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'My mom's vagina.' :laugh: Need to use that one some day.

Edit: Can't stand when the signatures overlap onto the next post.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5004 on: March 12, 2011, 03:47:49 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5005 on: March 12, 2011, 05:32:54 PM »
Quote from: Binty on March 11, 2011, 09:57:42 PM
(My job is to call people and pitch the brand of make-up my company sells. I call and an obviously really young girl answers the phone.)

Little Girl: “Hello?”

Me: “Hi, may I talk to the lady of this residence?”

Little Girl: “That’s me.”

Me: “I mean, may I talk to your mom?”

Little Girl: “I have two dads.”

Me: “Oh well, never mind then. Have a nice day!”

Little Girl: “Wait! Why did you call?”

Me: “I’m selling make-up.”

Little Girl: “Oh! One of my daddies loves that stuff, it makes him look pretty when he goes dancing! Let me give him the phone! Dad! Dad! Some girl wants to make you look pretty!”

Cute.  :laugh:
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GalileoAce

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5006 on: March 12, 2011, 10:46:44 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 12, 2011, 03:47:49 PM
Quote from: Kayleigh on March 09, 2011, 08:11:24 AM
Yay rascism.
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Yay sarcasm. As in not-yay racism. Some of the previous jokes were a bit racist.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5007 on: March 13, 2011, 05:41:09 AM »
Yes, lets make the world as unoffensive and unfunny as possible in order not to make certain people cry. :'(
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5008 on: March 13, 2011, 06:35:29 AM »
Going after the uncertain people is easier.  :autism:
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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GalileoAce

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5009 on: March 13, 2011, 07:10:52 AM »
So offensive == funny == offensive? Good to know.
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