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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4680 on: October 12, 2010, 08:13:46 PM »
Fuck that, shouldn't she be more concerned that she had no tits?
Is it a she? She looks like she has a beard.

According to XKCD convention, that's a she. No beard.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4681 on: October 13, 2010, 08:29:25 AM »
"The Game" is the dating bullshit that NTs like to use where you're supposed to fuck around and not tell them how you actually feel because it will make you seem desperate and a loser.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4682 on: October 13, 2010, 08:55:03 AM »
I officially hate this thread now. I keep forgetting and coming back to it... And then I LOSE AGAIN. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4683 on: October 13, 2010, 09:15:29 AM »
I stopped playing the Game (as in the one you lose by being aware of it) years ago.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4684 on: October 13, 2010, 10:17:48 PM »
Men Are Just Happier People--
 
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress~$5000. Tux  rental~$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your  clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.  The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
 

A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4685 on: October 14, 2010, 04:19:05 AM »
Haven't done this in a while....
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"Earth is the cradle of Humanity. But one cannot live in a cradle forever."--Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
The law is the law. Rules are rules. God is God. A is A. Black is black. I want my baby back.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4686 on: October 14, 2010, 08:59:54 AM »
I stopped playing the Game (as in the one you lose by being aware of it) years ago.

 >:( again..
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4687 on: October 15, 2010, 08:19:00 PM »
Bubba is passing by Daryl's barn one day, when through a gap in the door he sees him doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Butt clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right boot, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward, and in a classic striptease move, lets his suspenders fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his jeans.

Grabbing both sides of his plaid shirt he rips it apart to reveal his beer stained t-shirt underneath and with a final flourish he tosses his ball cap onto a haystack.

"What in tarnation are you doin', Daryl?" says Bubba.

"Whoa Bubba, ya scared the heck outta me", says an obviously embarrassed Daryl, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist said I should do somethin' sexy to a tractor."

A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4688 on: October 15, 2010, 08:19:42 PM »
A large crowd gathered at an accident on Main street. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd parted and made way for him.

Lying in front of the car, was a donkey.

A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4689 on: October 19, 2010, 07:48:02 AM »
Message body this:
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Alex179: Everything that is living is dying.   It will stop dying when it is dead.
"Earth is the cradle of Humanity. But one cannot live in a cradle forever."--Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
The law is the law. Rules are rules. God is God. A is A. Black is black. I want my baby back.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4690 on: October 19, 2010, 02:41:16 PM »
:rofl:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4691 on: October 19, 2010, 02:45:52 PM »
A large crowd gathered at an accident on Main street. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd parted and made way for him.

Lying in front of the car, was a donkey.



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4692 on: October 19, 2010, 04:14:55 PM »
A large crowd gathered at an accident on Main street. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd parted and made way for him.

Lying in front of the car, was a donkey.


future assburgers?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4693 on: October 19, 2010, 04:27:44 PM »
The world is your urinal.
Can't stop giggling at that one.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4694 on: October 22, 2010, 10:05:57 PM »
someone on facebook just liked " I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it's awkward. "