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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4665 on: October 03, 2010, 10:19:55 PM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 03, 2010, 10:03:29 PM
Or the fact their reality only consists of a computer desk, chair, a laptop and a glass of water with a blank infinity of white?

Or even the fact that she was interested in gaming.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4666 on: October 03, 2010, 10:25:55 PM »
If only the Good Lord had seen fit to make chocolate taste like celery and celery taste like chocolate, we'd all be addicted to celery.  Then celery wouldn't be so totally useless and chocolate would be less expensive.  Mary Hollingsworth
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4667 on: October 04, 2010, 07:35:25 AM »
Quote from: Steve-O on October 03, 2010, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 27, 2010, 08:42:37 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 13, 2010, 04:46:09 PM


That bitch is a bitch.

I didn't need the subtitles for that one.
Me neither. Love the German in this one.

Do you have German ancestors?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4668 on: October 05, 2010, 03:44:26 PM »
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The_Chosen_One

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4669 on: October 06, 2010, 02:11:23 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 04, 2010, 07:35:25 AM
Quote from: Steve-O on October 03, 2010, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 27, 2010, 08:42:37 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 13, 2010, 04:46:09 PM


That bitch is a bitch.

I didn't need the subtitles for that one.
Me neither. Love the German in this one.

Do you have German ancestors?

Somewhere back there. But I also went out with a Germanic girl whose family were from Stuttgart. They spoke 'halbe-halbe'
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The_Chosen_One

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4670 on: October 06, 2010, 02:22:13 AM »
Soph: I know the Indians are behind the times, but 13 fucking years?

May explain why they only just got the stadiums finished.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4671 on: October 08, 2010, 10:52:03 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4672 on: October 08, 2010, 11:10:19 AM »
That cat is funny. Here's one that was connected at the end.



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4673 on: October 08, 2010, 11:13:49 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4674 on: October 12, 2010, 01:40:53 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4675 on: October 12, 2010, 02:41:19 AM »
An college evangelist and student were reading and discussing some bible verses together. Then an atheist passed by them and stopped, then the atheist asked of the evangelist, "what are you going to feed him today?"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4676 on: October 12, 2010, 02:42:14 AM »
A joke somebody told me once many moons ago.

What do you call a baby cooking in a microwave?
Answer - Master-basting.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4677 on: October 12, 2010, 06:13:33 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on October 01, 2010, 09:11:43 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 01, 2010, 04:41:21 AM


 >:( Fuck I just lost.

Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 02, 2010, 06:51:05 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I did too.  >:(
He meant a different "game," but I will be nice and liberate you both.

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4678 on: October 12, 2010, 07:42:26 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 12, 2010, 06:13:33 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on October 01, 2010, 09:11:43 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 01, 2010, 04:41:21 AM


 >:( Fuck I just lost.

Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 02, 2010, 06:51:05 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I did too.  >:(
He meant a different "game," but I will be nice and liberate you both.



So what are The Rules and The Game?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4679 on: October 12, 2010, 08:11:20 PM »
Quote from: Steve-O on October 03, 2010, 09:59:58 PM
Fuck that, shouldn't she be more concerned that she had no tits?
Is it a she? She looks like she has a beard.
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