make someone laugh

[Squidusa]

 

['Butterflies']

Dogs and rabbit having good time:

[Dexter Morgan]

[Diesel]

.......a rubber-band gun was confiscated in algebra class...............................it was a weapon of math disruption.

[RageBeoulve]

That bitch is a bitch.

['andersom']

Oooooops

Oh no! Sorry, you're the wrong winner!

Sarah Murdoch was close to tears when she accidently announced the wrong winner at the finale of Fox TV's Australia's Next Top Model on Tuesday.

In a bizzare twist while live to air, the Top Model host declared Sydney girl Kelsey Martinovich had taken first place in the sixth series of the show.

The stunned 19-year-old thanked her fellow contestants and the crowd before Murdoch had to take back her words and make an awkward apology.

"I don't know what to say right now, I'm feeling a bit sick about this," Murdoch said.

"I'm so sorry, oh my god, I don't know what to say. This is a complete accident, I'm so sorry."

With her head in her hands, Murdoch then revealed the actual winner of the competition, as voted for by the public, was 18-year-old Gold Coast contestant Amanda Ware.
The 2010 live season finale was broadcast from Sydney's Luna Park.

[El]

[skyblue1]

New 'Do Not Kill' Registry To Allow Americans To Opt Out Of Being MurderedSeptember 27, 2010 | ISSUE 46•39


WASHINGTON—A bipartisan coalition of U.S. Congress members announced Tuesday the creation of the nationwide "Do Not Kill" Registry, which gives citizens the convenience of choosing whether or not they would like to be violently murdered. "Obviously, we understand there are many Americans who would rather not be disturbed at dinnertime by an ax-wielding maniac, and that's why we are providing this service," said Sen. Mike Enzi (R-WY), who explained the law would also regulate the practice of random robokilling. "All citizens will have to do is supply us with their names and telephone numbers and we will make sure to block any further bothersome visits from killers smashing down their doors and ruthlessly murdering them in front of their screaming families." While the new program is proving to be popular, critics have pointed out that more than 2,000 of the people who have signed up for the registry have been stabbed to death in their driveways simply because they didn't realize it takes 30 days to go into effect.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-do-not-kill-registry-to-allow-americans-to-opt,18155/

[RageBeoulve]

  Fuck I just lost.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I did too. 

[Eclair]

  Fuck I just lost.

Forget the dream, shouldn't she be more concerned she's woken up with no face? 

[GalileoAce]

[The_Chosen_One]

That bitch is a bitch.

I didn't need the subtitles for that one.

[The_Chosen_One]

  Fuck I just lost.

Forget the dream, shouldn't she be more concerned she's woken up with no face?  

Fuck that, shouldn't she be more concerned that she had no tits?

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Or the fact their reality only consists of a computer desk, chair, a laptop and a glass of water with a blank infinity of white?