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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4635 on: August 29, 2010, 11:25:59 AM »
Overheard at work last night, from a young man describing his crazy drunken night out:

"I wasn't lost, I just didn't know where the fuck I was at!"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4636 on: August 29, 2010, 03:19:01 PM »
How very insightful.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4637 on: August 29, 2010, 03:21:56 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 29, 2010, 03:19:01 PM
How very insightful.

To his credit, he's not stupid, and he knew how funny he sounded. I just had to pass it along because it was perfectly worded!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4638 on: August 29, 2010, 07:09:07 PM »
Best scene ever:

Fireman: You've laid the tracks, all you have to do is back it up.

Ted: zzzzzzziippppppp AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Paramedic: WE HAVE A BLEEDER!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4639 on: August 30, 2010, 09:46:12 AM »
Quote from: Steve-O on August 29, 2010, 07:09:07 PM
Best scene ever:

Fireman: You've laid the tracks, all you have to do is back it up.

Ted: zzzzzzziippppppp AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Paramedic: WE HAVE A BLEEDER!

Ouch, I think I know what they're talking about. What show was that from?  :orly:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4640 on: September 11, 2010, 08:40:42 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4641 on: September 13, 2010, 08:28:34 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4642 on: September 13, 2010, 02:38:11 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4643 on: September 13, 2010, 04:00:25 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4644 on: September 13, 2010, 04:02:50 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4645 on: September 13, 2010, 04:11:40 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4646 on: September 13, 2010, 04:22:02 PM »
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4647 on: September 13, 2010, 04:36:15 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4648 on: September 13, 2010, 04:46:09 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4649 on: September 13, 2010, 04:49:15 PM »
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