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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3810 on: July 05, 2009, 10:16:57 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3811 on: July 06, 2009, 07:34:21 AM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3812 on: July 06, 2009, 08:54:12 PM »


Lol. Picard rocks.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3813 on: July 06, 2009, 10:31:40 PM »
My usual quibble about modern space-opera is that "Sound does not carry in a vacuum, assholes!" That small nitpick aside, I enjoy TNG, and these YouTube sendups are hilarious. Thanks to RB for posting. ;D

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3814 on: July 07, 2009, 05:43:13 AM »
Thankfully I never did this as a forklift driver:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3815 on: July 07, 2009, 06:07:28 AM »
That would've made one hell of a noise.

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3817 on: July 07, 2009, 10:46:46 AM »
Thankfully I never did this as a forklift driver:


That is fucking awesome! I'd be proud of that.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3818 on: July 07, 2009, 07:04:20 PM »
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3819 on: July 08, 2009, 03:26:00 AM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3820 on: July 08, 2009, 05:09:41 AM »
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3821 on: July 08, 2009, 01:37:35 PM »
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."


Aw fuck.  :laugh:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3822 on: July 08, 2009, 05:45:54 PM »


Then, of course, you have to FIND said jeweler's hex wrench, but that's a whole 'nother story. ;)

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3824 on: July 09, 2009, 12:49:24 AM »
I doubt the legitmacy of that video... And/or is he autistic?