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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3735 on: June 09, 2009, 06:42:23 PM »
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3736 on: June 09, 2009, 07:39:44 PM »
Me either. Don't have time for that shit.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3737 on: June 10, 2009, 11:44:24 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3738 on: June 11, 2009, 04:14:41 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3739 on: June 11, 2009, 06:19:14 AM »
Me either. Don't have time for that shit.
Yeah- why bother getting to know a girl if you're not gonna fuck her?  :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3740 on: June 11, 2009, 11:18:12 AM »
Me either. Don't have time for that shit.
Yeah- why bother getting to know a girl if you're not gonna fuck her?  :P

Nay lass. I've heard the friend zone is a horrible, eternal zone of cock teasing and having other men take the object of your affection away before your very eyes over and over.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3741 on: June 11, 2009, 07:38:08 PM »
Me either. Don't have time for that shit.
Yeah- why bother getting to know a girl if you're not gonna fuck her?  :P

Nay lass. I've heard the friend zone is a horrible, eternal zone of cock teasing and having other men take the object of your affection away before your very eyes over and over.
Yeah, well, who bitches about it?  Guys who're only clinging to a painful 'friendship' because they want in the object of their affections' pants, and not because they really care, perhaps?  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3742 on: June 11, 2009, 07:39:22 PM »
Me either. Don't have time for that shit.
Yeah- why bother getting to know a girl if you're not gonna fuck her?  :P

Nay lass. I've heard the friend zone is a horrible, eternal zone of cock teasing and having other men take the object of your affection away before your very eyes over and over.
Yeah, well, who bitches about it?  Guys who're only clinging to a painful 'friendship' because they want in the object of their affections' pants, and not because they really care, perhaps?  :P

Exactly.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3743 on: June 11, 2009, 07:46:15 PM »
Me either. Don't have time for that shit.
Yeah- why bother getting to know a girl if you're not gonna fuck her?  :P

Nay lass. I've heard the friend zone is a horrible, eternal zone of cock teasing and having other men take the object of your affection away before your very eyes over and over.
Yeah, well, who bitches about it?  Guys who're only clinging to a painful 'friendship' because they want in the object of their affections' pants, and not because they really care, perhaps?  :P

Exactly.
Exactly, exactly.  *nod*
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3744 on: June 12, 2009, 08:34:07 AM »
This one is hard to understand for people who don't understand Swedish, so I'll make a translation of the text. It won't be quite as funny, but anyway:

"All the girls except me

He has back slicked hair
He takes every chance he gets
But I know he has a secret
That no one knows
He stands outside my door
And believes that everything can be like before
But I know he has a secret
That no one knows

A women's man who presents himself
As the gift just for you
He is the city's lust lackey

When he walks by the music stops
His magic disappoints no one
He gives all the girls what they want
When he walks by the traffic jams
Creates the worst turmoil
He gives all the girls what they want
All the girls except me

He has a smile of gold
He is a man without guilt
But I know he has a secret
That no one knows

A women's man who presents himself
That he is the gift just for you
He is the city's lust lackey

When he goes past the music stops
His magic disappoints no one
He gives all the girls what they want
All the girls except me

He was a short romance
I left behind me
Completely without any substance

When he goes past (Silence of the music)
His magic disappoints no one
(He gives) all the girls what they want
And when he walks (by the traffic jams)
(Creates the worst) turmoil
He gives all the girls what they want
All the girls except me
All the girls except me"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3745 on: June 12, 2009, 09:51:34 AM »
Me either. Don't have time for that shit.
Yeah- why bother getting to know a girl if you're not gonna fuck her?  :P

Nay lass. I've heard the friend zone is a horrible, eternal zone of cock teasing and having other men take the object of your affection away before your very eyes over and over.
Yeah, well, who bitches about it?  Guys who're only clinging to a painful 'friendship' because they want in the object of their affections' pants, and not because they really care, perhaps?  :P
It depends on the situation and the people involved.   I wouldn't say that the friend does not care, but if they have romantic aspirations they would want to get in the person's pants (and more).   They aren't friends with this person and having a one night stand in mind IMO.   Clinging to that sort of thing is pointless, and is just a good way for a guy to torture himself with unrequited love.    There are women that do the same thing btw.   For me it is easy to get over it and move onto another person that I want (while still staying friends with the girl I wanted).   I have not been in love since I was 18, so it might be easier for me than others.

One of my female friends has a good boyfriend for a change, and that is great.   It is just good to hear that she found someone better than the last douche she was dating.   I don't have to hear as much complaining this way haha.  She still says that she is planning to rape me though.   I don't see it happening as she lives really far away.  I am not the type that would buy a plane ticket to fuck someone, but I have had multiple opportunities to do so lately.   Some of my friends think that I should.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3746 on: June 12, 2009, 10:01:14 AM »
Friendships suck.  They hardly ever last.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3747 on: June 12, 2009, 10:05:54 AM »
Friendships suck.  They hardly ever last.
I have lost a few, but I have at least one friend that I have known for over 15 years (Doug).   I have been friends with Matt for at least 6 years (I think).   As far as female friends go, those don't last as long.  Women are jealous and competitive lol.   They don't even like me being friends with certain other women sometimes, but they are good at hiding it for a while.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3748 on: June 12, 2009, 10:59:48 AM »
Friendships suck.  They hardly ever last.
I have lost a few, but I have at least one friend that I have known for over 15 years (Doug).   I have been friends with Matt for at least 6 years (I think).   As far as female friends go, those don't last as long.  Women are jealous and competitive lol.   They don't even like me being friends with certain other women sometimes, but they are good at hiding it for a while.

That's why I prefer male friends to female friends.  The only girls I'm friends with really are other lesbians.  With some exceptions.  I have a friend that I've known for 19 years now.  We don't stay much in contact though although that friendhsip is pretty timeless since we were babies when our mums met.

Still, most friendships fizzle out with time.  Tis the truth.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3749 on: June 12, 2009, 11:11:10 AM »
Thought of this last night as I continue to obsess over my desire to go down on the ladies.

"if it looks like wookie, don't lick that nookie!"
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems