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Offline El

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3720 on: May 23, 2009, 10:21:06 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on May 23, 2009, 04:27:13 AM
See that smug look on the paperclip's face. :D


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Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

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<jax> I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with my penis
<jax> was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner
<jax> JUST so I could login with a penis print
<jax> it didn't work :(

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Enetheru: Freud... he'd have a ball with that.
Enetheru: Man, I wish he was still alive.
Enetheru: "Hey Freud, I want to introduce you to 4chan."
Enetheru: "Say Hi, 4chan."
Fizzkittens: Argh!
Enetheru: Freud wouldn't be able to do enough coke to keep up.

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<richcollins> christ how long does a reboot take
<w3wsrmn> took him 3 days

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<@Xenon> You know what the best feeling in the world is?
<@Xenon> It is when you have a headache, and you take pills, and you can feel the pain becoming less and less every couple of minutes
<@Xenon> It's so satisfying
<@malevolence> you've clearly never been laid
/dies laughing
 :plus:
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3721 on: May 23, 2009, 12:06:29 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on May 23, 2009, 04:27:13 AM
See that smug look on the paperclip's face. :D


#349567 +(13051)- [X]
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

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<jax> I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with my penis
<jax> was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner
<jax> JUST so I could login with a penis print
<jax> it didn't work :(

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Enetheru: Freud... he'd have a ball with that.
Enetheru: Man, I wish he was still alive.
Enetheru: "Hey Freud, I want to introduce you to 4chan."
Enetheru: "Say Hi, 4chan."
Fizzkittens: Argh!
Enetheru: Freud wouldn't be able to do enough coke to keep up.

#877430 +(3942)- [X]
<richcollins> christ how long does a reboot take
<w3wsrmn> took him 3 days

#881349 +(1353)- [X]
<@Xenon> You know what the best feeling in the world is?
<@Xenon> It is when you have a headache, and you take pills, and you can feel the pain becoming less and less every couple of minutes
<@Xenon> It's so satisfying
<@malevolence> you've clearly never been laid

LoL
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3722 on: May 30, 2009, 12:46:48 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3723 on: June 03, 2009, 08:01:38 AM »


Spazzy goat!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3724 on: June 03, 2009, 08:02:11 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3725 on: June 04, 2009, 09:37:08 AM »
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3726 on: June 05, 2009, 12:46:53 PM »
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3727 on: June 05, 2009, 02:44:14 PM »
I need someone else to find the video or a link, but I have been watching Flight Of The Conchords on DVD and this shit is extremely funny. In episode five (I think) of season one, they do a song led by Jemaine about 'getting busy time' and it was all I could do to not fall off the couch laughing. Please somebody, find this and link it or embed it here to share. Shit like always Wednesday 'cause there is nothing good on TV and brushing your teeth together before bed being foreplay. Oh, and only needing two minutes 'cause it is sooo good it is two minutes in heaven and the girl begging for more, but the guy knowing what she means, but not, and interpreting it as a compliment, then moving over and going to sleep.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3728 on: June 06, 2009, 08:42:40 AM »
The old mentos and diet coke trick, evolved  :laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3729 on: June 06, 2009, 09:32:36 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on June 05, 2009, 02:44:14 PM
I need someone else to find the video or a link, but I have been watching Flight Of The Conchords on DVD and this shit is extremely funny. In episode five (I think) of season one, they do a song led by Jemaine about 'getting busy time' and it was all I could do to not fall off the couch laughing. Please somebody, find this and link it or embed it here to share. Shit like always Wednesday 'cause there is nothing good on TV and brushing your teeth together before bed being foreplay. Oh, and only needing two minutes 'cause it is sooo good it is two minutes in heaven and the girl begging for more, but the guy knowing what she means, but not, and interpreting it as a compliment, then moving over and going to sleep.

"It's business time."  Shit man, I haven't watched that for a year and I still remembered it right!  :P

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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3730 on: June 06, 2009, 12:58:40 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3731 on: June 07, 2009, 05:39:32 AM »


esp. the "troglodyte homunculus" line.  :LMAO:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3732 on: June 08, 2009, 02:19:21 PM »






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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3733 on: June 08, 2009, 02:24:56 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
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