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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3690 on: May 05, 2009, 02:41:40 PM »
“Fight For Your Right To Masturbate” by Nerf Herder

They put you down and call you crazy
Say "You're disgusting and un-cool!"
Just because you like to touch yourself
Out by the public swimming pool

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You used to do it in the park
But the powers that be didn't like it
They called you "pervert" and "criminal"
Now you have to use a blanket

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've got to fight!
Pass the acorn butter!
7-11…two for a dollar!

They say that you'll go blind
And your ruining your health
But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world
If you can't love yourself?

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight! Awww...
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3691 on: May 05, 2009, 09:49:12 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3692 on: May 06, 2009, 01:29:22 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 05, 2009, 12:57:05 PM


Renaeden is in that pic.

Yeah, I noticed the resemblance too.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3693 on: May 06, 2009, 06:28:29 PM »
Dubbed to English from German
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3694 on: May 07, 2009, 05:25:06 PM »
I just had to post this here because I couldnt resist. There are people out there like that Billy guy but this is a bit exaggerated.

http://www.adisc.org/forum/finished-stories/11581-story-billy-who-disturbing-short-tragic-read-comedic-tale-kovy.html




« Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 01:48:30 AM by Kit »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3695 on: May 11, 2009, 07:19:53 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 06, 2009, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 05, 2009, 12:57:05 PM
Renaeden is in that pic.

Yeah, I noticed the resemblance too.
I am in that picture? Where?

parts, thanks for that video. What is scary is that there are forklift drivers and workplaces like that out there! Brought back memories, heh. I miss driving forklifts.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2009, 07:31:25 AM by renaeden »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3696 on: May 12, 2009, 07:02:04 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3697 on: May 14, 2009, 04:17:42 PM »
Read this in a newspaper today:
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Wind waait duizenden euro's uit Duitse cabrio

HANNOVER (ANP) - Een Duitse automobilist heeft woensdag een deel van zijn fortuin de lucht in zien gaan. De man uit Hannover had 23.000 euro op de achterbank van zijn cabrio gelegd, waarna de wind er vat op kreeg.

De politie sloot de weg een half uur af zodat de man zijn geld kon zoeken. Uiteindelijk kon hij 3000 euro niet meer terugvinden, maakte de politie bekend.

Wind blows thousands of euros out of German convertable
HANNOVER (ANP) - A German cardriver saw part of his fortune take the sky. The man from Hannover had put 23.000 euro on the backseat of his convertable, and the wind got hold of it.

Police have locked the road for half an hour to make it possible for the man to look for his money. In the end there were 3000 euros not to be found according to the police.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3698 on: May 15, 2009, 12:41:21 PM »
:o :o :o

:GA:

WTF WAS THE MONEY DOING IN HIS BACK SEAT TO BEGIN WITH??? Some people don't deserve the money they have.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3699 on: May 15, 2009, 01:31:23 PM »
 :laugh:

That's priceless!

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3700 on: May 17, 2009, 07:10:26 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3701 on: May 18, 2009, 06:10:19 AM »
^Meh no one on the internets has posted the unedited picture.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3702 on: May 18, 2009, 10:03:33 AM »
Quote from: Postures on May 18, 2009, 06:10:19 AM
^Meh no one on the internets has posted the unedited picture.

If they did post the picture unedited, wouldn't it be kiddie porn since the girl is only 16?

I see the girl's and her mother's point.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3703 on: May 18, 2009, 11:28:32 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 18, 2009, 10:03:33 AM
Quote from: Postures on May 18, 2009, 06:10:19 AM
^Meh no one on the internets has posted the unedited picture.

If they did post the picture unedited, wouldn't it be kiddie porn since the girl is only 16?

I see the girl's and her mother's point.

If that were the case could you not be arrested for having the year book.  I don't think it would be kiddie porn I think there has to be some sort exploitative nature to the photo to qualify this was just an accident.  I understand the girls and the moms side though. Don't they edit these things?  My wife does the year book at her school and I can't imagine it getting by them
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'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3704 on: May 18, 2009, 06:49:53 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 18, 2009, 11:28:32 AM
Quote from: Callaway on May 18, 2009, 10:03:33 AM
Quote from: Postures on May 18, 2009, 06:10:19 AM
^Meh no one on the internets has posted the unedited picture.

If they did post the picture unedited, wouldn't it be kiddie porn since the girl is only 16?

I see the girl's and her mother's point.

If that were the case could you not be arrested for having the year book.  I don't think it would be kiddie porn I think there has to be some sort exploitative nature to the photo to qualify this was just an accident.  I understand the girls and the moms side though. Don't they edit these things?  My wife does the year book at her school and I can't imagine it getting by them

The girl is so mortified, she hasn't been back to school since the yearbook came out for seniors and someone showed her the picture of herself.  She admits that she wasn't wearing panties that day because she didn't want a visible panty line.  She and her mother want the yearbooks recalled and her picture removed.  Yet the principal gave out even more yearbooks and keeps insisting that the view of her hoo-hoo up her dress is just a shadow.  Maybe the faculty member who edited the yearbook thought it looked like a shadow too.
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