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Offline El

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3660 on: April 15, 2009, 05:36:39 PM »
http://www.fmylife.com/sex/121139  Aww c'mon, it was a good suggestion!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3661 on: April 15, 2009, 05:40:10 PM »
http://www.fmylife.com/sex/113943  So, all your male friends think you're ugly.  That's a shame.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3662 on: April 15, 2009, 05:51:57 PM »
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/111857  You deserved it, you stupid pussy.  Move on.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3663 on: April 16, 2009, 11:00:12 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 15, 2009, 05:33:15 PM
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/121656  Fuck YOUR life?  How about your poor girlfriend's life???

Fucking hilaious! :headbang2:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3664 on: April 16, 2009, 03:36:50 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 16, 2009, 11:00:12 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 15, 2009, 05:33:15 PM
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/121656  Fuck YOUR life?  How about your poor girlfriend's life???

Fucking hilaious! :headbang2:

Yeah, as was the "pussy" comment.
Lame-assed fucker needed to see it spelled out or something.

I actually went to sleep imagining how my five years of destruction to my ex-wife and my lives was different, upon departure. (well, we fucked constantly - that part was different, but I was still a pussy in some ways. I should have made her show me her son, who turned out to be MY son, too.)

Hilarious - all of it!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3665 on: April 17, 2009, 08:12:55 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 16, 2009, 11:00:12 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 15, 2009, 05:33:15 PM
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/121656  Fuck YOUR life?  How about your poor girlfriend's life???

Fucking hilaious! :headbang2:
Re: Karma action:  Well, I'm not *anymore,* anyway.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3666 on: April 17, 2009, 11:06:34 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 17, 2009, 08:12:55 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 16, 2009, 11:00:12 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 15, 2009, 05:33:15 PM
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/121656  Fuck YOUR life?  How about your poor girlfriend's life???

Fucking hilaious! :headbang2:
Re: Karma action:  Well, I'm not *anymore,* anyway.

 :LMAO:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3667 on: April 17, 2009, 12:35:40 PM »
This is fucking awesome and I am ecstatic after being pissed for an hour or so!

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2009/04/17/epa_takes_first_step_toward_climate_change_regs/

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3668 on: April 21, 2009, 04:49:08 AM »
Possibly only really funny to fellow QC-addicts:

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3669 on: April 22, 2009, 06:21:54 AM »
I know most of you are dog lovers and will help.  Our neighbour has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.
Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. 

She called out to him and he never responded.
She then noticed the back door was open.  She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned.
Thanks for your help....




































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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3670 on: April 22, 2009, 07:28:32 AM »
Quote from: Mick5000 on April 22, 2009, 06:21:54 AM
I know most of you are dog lovers and will help.  Our neighbour has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.
Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. 

She called out to him and he never responded.
She then noticed the back door was open.  She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned.
Thanks for your help....


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3671 on: April 22, 2009, 07:48:53 AM »
oops  :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3672 on: April 23, 2009, 05:58:05 AM »
But damn they itch :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3673 on: April 25, 2009, 11:29:41 PM »
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3674 on: April 26, 2009, 04:50:41 PM »


Clearly at least one of my parental figures was ahead of his or her time.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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