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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3630 on: March 28, 2009, 03:40:21 PM »

I can't seee anything.

I am goint ot have to killl this computer.

(I have hardware isssues, sudddenly.)

I have my cool knew one almost t t ready, but it won't POST yet.

more two do.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3631 on: March 31, 2009, 07:52:26 PM »
Okay, my boyfriend and I stop at McDonalds to return the DVDs to the redbox. I wait out in the car and he comes out with a surprise. Instead of getting milkshakes only like he said he was going to get, he comes out with food and got me a Mighty Kids Meal. I start drinking my milkshake and he tells me I have the wrong milkshake. I tell him I do not. He looks at it and says "Okay, so they gave me the wrong one then." I ask him what kind did he get and he said he got chocolate. I told him that is chocolate. He did take the cap off his drink earlier and I saw he got chocolate. I told him the color was brown and then he said "Don't roll your eye at me," and I told him I did not. He said, "No that's what it says here," and he points to the happy Meal box at the words. Then we both started laughing at the funny coincidence and the misunderstanding.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3632 on: April 01, 2009, 05:00:59 AM »
 :lol:

A friend of mine went to McDonalds when he was ripped.
He ordered a Big Mac at the drive through. When he picked up his order, he found that he was given a chicken burger instead.
He took it back to the window and told the server that he had a mc chicken.
The server told him that's what he ordered, to which he replied he ordered a big mac.
The server told him that's what he was given, so my friend went away, puzzled.
He suddenly realised that he still had the chicken burger, so he went back.
He told the server that he had a mc chicken.
The server told him that's what he ordered, to which he replied he ordered a big mac.
The server told him that's what he was given, so my friend went away, puzzled.
After realising he still did not have his big mac, he went back to find the server in fits of laughter.
"Ahahaa, sorry mate here's your big mac. I love messing with stoners!"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3633 on: April 01, 2009, 07:30:56 AM »
My friends would try and fuck with me when I was stoned. I knew they were fucking with me but they never admitted for ages. Fuck that would annoy me as no one was being fooled. Fuckers.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3634 on: April 01, 2009, 10:05:25 AM »
Which buidling is the largest?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3635 on: April 04, 2009, 09:18:30 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3636 on: April 05, 2009, 11:50:23 PM »
:D Yes it does make sense, if you talk to god you are praying but if he talks to you, you are schizophrenic.
:plus: Lord Phlexor.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3637 on: April 05, 2009, 11:53:13 PM »
I am schizophrenic then.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3638 on: April 06, 2009, 05:49:08 AM »
it'd suck if god started talking to you and then at some point realised they had mistaken you for someone entirely different, made their excuses and fucked off.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3639 on: April 06, 2009, 06:07:27 AM »
^ :laugh:

Here is something that some at the Hublist were all offended about. I found it hilarious.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3640 on: April 06, 2009, 12:30:41 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 01, 2009, 10:05:25 AM
Which buidling is the largest?

Is anybody going to try and answer this? It was a pretty good joke my son told me. Anyone?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3641 on: April 06, 2009, 01:12:49 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 01, 2009, 10:05:25 AM
Which buidling is the largest?

I have no idea what you are talking about.


So, I will bite.

Tell me, which building is the largest.


I honestly thought your were referring to one of the many vid-things that I can not view.

Go ahead, make my day.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3642 on: April 06, 2009, 01:23:45 PM »
The library, because it has the most stories! :LMAO:

Coming from a five-year old, that is pretty fucking funny!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3643 on: April 06, 2009, 01:58:08 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 06, 2009, 01:23:45 PM
The library, because it has the most stories! :LMAO:

Coming from a five-year old, that is pretty fucking funny!

Yep, and just before I clicked back here, I asked my daughter. She knew!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3644 on: April 12, 2009, 07:02:07 PM »


             
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in Front of the White House, he was 
carrying a baby piglet under each arm. 
 
The squared away Marine guard snaps to Attention,  salutes, and says, "Nice pigs,  sir."

The President replies,  "These are not just any pigs, Sargeant - these are authentic Arkansas Razorback  Hogs.
I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi."

The Marine nods, again snaps, salutes, and says,  "Excellent trade,  sir. Great work!"
 
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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