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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3600 on: March 21, 2009, 08:01:35 PM »
This is my nightmare:  http://www.fmylife.com/sex/260982
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3601 on: March 21, 2009, 08:17:39 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3602 on: March 21, 2009, 08:18:42 PM »
I found a road safe goth!



No... What you actually found was an incredibly gay goth. Still effective I guess lol.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3603 on: March 21, 2009, 08:19:49 PM »
I found a road safe goth!



No... What you actually found was an incredibly gay goth.

Can't he be both?  :laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3604 on: March 21, 2009, 08:30:34 PM »
I found a road safe goth!



No... What you actually found was an incredibly gay goth.

Can't he be both?  :laugh:
Yes, and I think he's also an elf!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3605 on: March 21, 2009, 11:39:11 PM »
I like this one better: http://www.fmylife.com/sex/21600

This is one good reason why not to have electric toothbrushes.

:LMAO:

I loved this suggestion:

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Step 1 - go to Spencer gifts.
Step 2 - buy a vibrator
Step 3 - go to the dollar store
Step 4 - get a gift bag with a blank card
Step 5 - write a witty message on the card about her leaving your electric toothbrush alone.
Step 6 - give the gift to your sister, in front of your parents, on Valentines day morning.

Why? Because, paybacks are hell and it's in the good nature of the whole sibling rivalry thing.

As for your original post.... yeah, that's pretty messed up stuff right there.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3606 on: March 22, 2009, 02:53:14 AM »
I like this one better: http://www.fmylife.com/sex/21600

This is one good reason why not to have electric toothbrushes.

:LMAO:

I loved this suggestion:

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Step 1 - go to Spencer gifts.
Step 2 - buy a vibrator
Step 3 - go to the dollar store
Step 4 - get a gift bag with a blank card
Step 5 - write a witty message on the card about her leaving your electric toothbrush alone.
Step 6 - give the gift to your sister, in front of your parents, on Valentines day morning.

Why? Because, paybacks are hell and it's in the good nature of the whole sibling rivalry thing.

As for your original post.... yeah, that's pretty messed up stuff right there.

Well I like the suggestions for the OP to smear some kind of irritant over the electric toothbrush and let her "use" it again. Now that would be an embarrassing clinical visit and a good lesson for her fucking other people's property.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 02:54:47 AM by Nexus »
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3607 on: March 22, 2009, 03:52:05 AM »
Hmm, gives a whole new dimension to the expression vagina dentata.

The Green Goth's manicure puts mine to shame. (I hate that!) Elfin, though? Nup, the ears are all wrong. I'm guessing it's his St Patrick's Day clobber. :green:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3608 on: March 22, 2009, 07:37:16 AM »
Hmm, gives a whole new dimension to the expression vagina dentata.

The Green Goth's manicure puts mine to shame. (I hate that!) Elfin, though? Nup, the ears are all wrong. I'm guessing it's his St Patrick's Day clobber.   Gay Clubber :green:

there, fixed.
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3609 on: March 22, 2009, 07:52:48 AM »
I like this one better: http://www.fmylife.com/sex/21600

This is one good reason why not to have electric toothbrushes.

:LMAO:

I loved this suggestion:

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Step 1 - go to Spencer gifts.
Step 2 - buy a vibrator
Step 3 - go to the dollar store
Step 4 - get a gift bag with a blank card
Step 5 - write a witty message on the card about her leaving your electric toothbrush alone.
Step 6 - give the gift to your sister, in front of your parents, on Valentines day morning.

Why? Because, paybacks are hell and it's in the good nature of the whole sibling rivalry thing.

As for your original post.... yeah, that's pretty messed up stuff right there.

Brings new definition to "cavity" search!!   (copied from original post.)..   But funny as hell.   another one:  ..at least her vag is minty fresh now

And another: 
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 08:04:11 AM by driftingblizzard »
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3610 on: March 22, 2009, 09:44:04 AM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3611 on: March 22, 2009, 11:59:52 AM »
 :LMAO:

OMG. I can just see it.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3612 on: March 22, 2009, 05:59:48 PM »
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/210139

Hey, it really is a hell of a compliment.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3613 on: March 22, 2009, 06:01:22 PM »
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/206263

I don't think either one sounds really appealing.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3614 on: March 22, 2009, 06:06:39 PM »
http://www.fmylife.com/kids/196936

This guy's daughter is full of win.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.