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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3585 on: March 20, 2009, 02:15:26 PM »
The small text about Robert Smith made me laugh the most.  :lol:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3586 on: March 20, 2009, 02:21:21 PM »
You ever wonder why myspace whores always have the looking-upward-at-the-camera angle shot?





Remember the black girl who took her picture from the "above" angle, and also captured her turd still floating in the toilet!    I wish I had a link!

Found it! 
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/myspace-next-time-you-try-to-look-hot-flush-the-toilet-demotivational-poster.jpg


PS, I will NEVER do another google search using the word "TURD".......
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Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3587 on: March 20, 2009, 02:32:21 PM »

You get a point for sheer courage, Bliz.

 :plus:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3588 on: March 20, 2009, 03:00:47 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3589 on: March 20, 2009, 06:27:06 PM »
LoL

You don't know how many times I have come close to losing continence behind the wheel, after dodging a goth directly in my path at high speed, who was completely invisible until I was close enough to see the rivets in his/her appendages reflecting my headlights.

I would have ran them over and claim it was an accident. :evillaugh:

Seriously, if they're wearing black at night, they deserve to have their guts splattered all over the road.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3590 on: March 20, 2009, 08:15:51 PM »
LoL

You don't know how many times I have come close to losing continence behind the wheel, after dodging a goth directly in my path at high speed, who was completely invisible until I was close enough to see the rivets in his/her appendages reflecting my headlights.

I would have ran them over and claim it was an accident. :evillaugh:

Seriously, if they're wearing black at night, they deserve to have their guts splattered all over the road.

I'm not addressing that point. I just don't want to be the one who does it. I REALLY don't want to!
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3591 on: March 21, 2009, 10:39:54 AM »
LoL

You don't know how many times I have come close to losing continence behind the wheel, after dodging a goth directly in my path at high speed, who was completely invisible until I was close enough to see the rivets in his/her appendages reflecting my headlights.

I would have ran them over and claim it was an accident. :evillaugh:

Seriously, if they're wearing black at night, they deserve to have their guts splattered all over the road.

I'm not addressing that point. I just don't want to be the one who does it. I REALLY don't want to!
Do you think all goths should die, night or day?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3592 on: March 21, 2009, 05:08:57 PM »
LoL

You don't know how many times I have come close to losing continence behind the wheel, after dodging a goth directly in my path at high speed, who was completely invisible until I was close enough to see the rivets in his/her appendages reflecting my headlights.

I would have ran them over and claim it was an accident. :evillaugh:

Seriously, if they're wearing black at night, they deserve to have their guts splattered all over the road.

I'm not addressing that point. I just don't want to be the one who does it. I REALLY don't want to!
Do you think all goths should die, night or day?

If so, then a small part of me would have to die as well, day or night.

As i said, i was not addressing THIS particular point when i said i almost SHIT MY PANTS a few times from nearly running one or two of them down with my car.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3593 on: March 21, 2009, 05:45:44 PM »
...almost shit yourself laughing, eh?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3594 on: March 21, 2009, 06:59:17 PM »
I think I'm going to hell for laughing at this one:
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/489076
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3595 on: March 21, 2009, 07:10:28 PM »
I think I'm going to hell for laughing at this one:
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/489076

Nah, that won't get you in, but you might get to help the gate guardian for a while.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3596 on: March 21, 2009, 07:39:05 PM »
I like this one better: http://www.fmylife.com/sex/21600

This is one good reason why not to have electric toothbrushes.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3597 on: March 21, 2009, 07:48:58 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3598 on: March 21, 2009, 07:51:02 PM »
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3599 on: March 21, 2009, 08:00:52 PM »
By the way, I think we need a whole thread about that site, I found yet another one: http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938  :laugh:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.