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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3465 on: January 11, 2009, 04:05:09 AM »
Yay, that was brave!  :agreed:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3466 on: January 11, 2009, 03:31:34 PM »
 :lol:
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3467 on: January 12, 2009, 06:58:18 AM »
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    Fractal Wrongness:

    The state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you zoom in on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.

    Debating with a person who is fractally wrong leads to infinite regress, as every refutation you make of that person's opinions will lead to a rejoinder, full of half-truths, leaps of logic, and outright lies, that requires just as much refutation to debunk as the first one. It is as impossible to convince a fractally wrong person of anything as it is to walk around the edge of the Mandelbrot set in finite time.

    If you ever get embroiled in a discussion with a fractally wrong person on the Internet — in mailing lists, newsgroups, or website forums — your best bet is to say your piece once and ignore any replies, thus saving yourself time.

I knew some fractally wrong Jehova's witnesses.  Whenever I debunked one piece of nonsense, it was 'vindicated' by the next layer of nonsense.  Just about every aspect of their understanding of the universe was wrong, and it made it impossible to demonstrate to them the wrongness of any one part of their mental model of reality.

You're a sad atheist prick who gets a kick out of putting theists down.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3468 on: January 12, 2009, 07:14:07 AM »
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    Fractal Wrongness:

    The state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you zoom in on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.

    Debating with a person who is fractally wrong leads to infinite regress, as every refutation you make of that person's opinions will lead to a rejoinder, full of half-truths, leaps of logic, and outright lies, that requires just as much refutation to debunk as the first one. It is as impossible to convince a fractally wrong person of anything as it is to walk around the edge of the Mandelbrot set in finite time.

    If you ever get embroiled in a discussion with a fractally wrong person on the Internet — in mailing lists, newsgroups, or website forums — your best bet is to say your piece once and ignore any replies, thus saving yourself time.

I knew some fractally wrong Jehova's witnesses.  Whenever I debunked one piece of nonsense, it was 'vindicated' by the next layer of nonsense.  Just about every aspect of their understanding of the universe was wrong, and it made it impossible to demonstrate to them the wrongness of any one part of their mental model of reality.

You're a sad atheist prick who gets a kick out of putting theists down.

 :P

I'd describe myself more as having a fascination with people who's conceptions of reality are severely divergent from my own.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3469 on: January 12, 2009, 12:23:14 PM »
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3470 on: January 13, 2009, 04:38:19 AM »
Horoscopes

ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themselves to win a bet.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3471 on: January 13, 2009, 07:00:54 AM »
Lol I guess I would masturbate at a wedding.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3472 on: January 13, 2009, 08:08:09 AM »
That's not my ideal sexual partner- it was just a rebound goddamn it!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3473 on: January 13, 2009, 09:25:35 AM »
Mmmm, electrolube...

A general purpose grease suitable for use on all types of sliding and wiping contacts.

    * Exhibits good thermal conductivity
    * Will work efficiently at high temperatures
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3474 on: January 13, 2009, 07:51:44 PM »
 :laugh: @ electrolube
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3475 on: January 13, 2009, 08:17:16 PM »
 :laugh:


That happened to my brother in law once
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3476 on: January 13, 2009, 10:48:08 PM »


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Alex179: Everything that is living is dying.   It will stop dying when it is dead.
"Earth is the cradle of Humanity. But one cannot live in a cradle forever."--Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3477 on: January 13, 2009, 10:52:11 PM »
Horoscopes

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.


I like toys but I wouldn't watch SIS unless my life depended on it. Maybe not even then.
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Alex179: Everything that is living is dying.   It will stop dying when it is dead.
"Earth is the cradle of Humanity. But one cannot live in a cradle forever."--Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
The law is the law. Rules are rules. God is God. A is A. Black is black. I want my baby back.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3478 on: January 13, 2009, 10:58:53 PM »
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Alex179: Everything that is living is dying.   It will stop dying when it is dead.
"Earth is the cradle of Humanity. But one cannot live in a cradle forever."--Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
The law is the law. Rules are rules. God is God. A is A. Black is black. I want my baby back.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3479 on: January 14, 2009, 04:06:28 AM »