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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3420 on: January 07, 2009, 01:25:11 AM »
Smart guy  (young neighbor)  with specially cut, "snow protecting" carpet frozen around front of car=funny.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3421 on: January 07, 2009, 01:26:49 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:25:11 AM
Smart guy  (young neighbor)  with specially cut, "snow protecting" carpet frozen around front of car=funny.

He has carpet frozen on the front of the car so it protects it from snow?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3422 on: January 07, 2009, 01:32:57 AM »
No, kind of the reverse. He thought it would be easier to leave quickly after snow, by putting the carpet in place and peeling it way just before he took off.

It got rained on, snowed on, then really cold and the carpet turned into a rock, welded to the front of his car.


That was several hours ago. I just looked - he had given up. Carpet is still there.


What about Indiana would attract your atttention?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3423 on: January 07, 2009, 01:33:52 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 07, 2009, 01:26:49 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:25:11 AM
Smart guy  (young neighbor)  with specially cut, "snow protecting" carpet frozen around front of car=funny.

He has carpet frozen on the front of the car so it protects it from snow?

Aggh. You prolly think I am a dork. I'll quote and correct myself.

I'm not trying to be funny, I just don't get it. Someone FROZE some CARPET onto the front of their vehicle?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3424 on: January 07, 2009, 01:35:48 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:32:57 AM
No, kind of the reverse. He thought it would be easier to leave quickly after snow, by putting the carpet in place and peeling it way just before he took off.

It got rained on, snowed on, then really cold and the carpet turned into a rock, welded to the front of his car.


That was several hours ago. I just looked - he had given up. Carpet is still there.


What about Indiana would attract your atttention?


Ohhh OHH ya ok. Aww drag man duuude.

I live in indiana right now and the weather is fucking wierd. I can understand how that shit would get frozen on there. I thought you meant he did that on purpose.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3425 on: January 07, 2009, 01:36:04 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 07, 2009, 01:33:52 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 07, 2009, 01:26:49 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:25:11 AM
Smart guy  (young neighbor)  with specially cut, "snow protecting" carpet frozen around front of car=funny.

He has carpet frozen on the front of the car so it protects it from snow?

Aggh. You prolly think I am a dork. I'll quote and correct myself.

I'm not trying to be funny, I just don't get it. Someone FROZE some CARPET onto the front of their vehicle?

yes, only it was not meant to do that. He wasn't expecting it to be so cold so quickly.


I just think it's funny.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3426 on: January 07, 2009, 01:38:46 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 07, 2009, 01:35:48 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:32:57 AM
No, kind of the reverse. He thought it would be easier to leave quickly after snow, by putting the carpet in place and peeling it way just before he took off.

It got rained on, snowed on, then really cold and the carpet turned into a rock, welded to the front of his car.


That was several hours ago. I just looked - he had given up. Carpet is still there.


What about Indiana would attract your atttention?


Ohhh OHH ya ok. Aww drag man duuude.

I live in indiana right now ant the weather is fucking wierd. I can understand how that shit would get frozen on there. I thought you meant he did that on purpose.

No, he cut it out to fit snugly and keep the snow off his windows, but the temperature dropped pretty fast after a soaking rain and the things is stuck there, now.

:D
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3427 on: January 07, 2009, 01:40:41 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:38:46 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 07, 2009, 01:35:48 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:32:57 AM
No, kind of the reverse. He thought it would be easier to leave quickly after snow, by putting the carpet in place and peeling it way just before he took off.

It got rained on, snowed on, then really cold and the carpet turned into a rock, welded to the front of his car.


That was several hours ago. I just looked - he had given up. Carpet is still there.


What about Indiana would attract your atttention?


Ohhh OHH ya ok. Aww drag man duuude.

I live in indiana right now ant the weather is fucking wierd. I can understand how that shit would get frozen on there. I thought you meant he did that on purpose.

No, he cut it out to fit snugly and keep the snow off his windows, but the temperature dropped pretty fast after a soaking rain and the things is stuck there, now.

:D

Man that shit is NOT coming off then. At least tonight. Where are you guys in indiana if you don't mind me asking?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3428 on: January 07, 2009, 01:41:35 AM »
Where in Indiana do you live?


(Do I need to hide? I'm not inclined to actually meet people, BTW.)


I live near Indianapolis.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3429 on: January 07, 2009, 01:43:22 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:41:35 AM
Where in Indiana do you live?


(Do I need to hide? I'm not inclined to actually meet people, BTW.)


I live near Indianapolis.



I'm not gonna come beat you up man. Its cool. I live in southern indiana, in between hanover and lexington. Its CALLED lexington but whatever.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3430 on: January 07, 2009, 01:44:04 AM »
The funniest part of that whole ice/carpet thing is that he could easily just start the car and let it warm up, then peel the thing off, but it's a two-door hatchback and both side doors are covered by the carpet and his hatchback doesn't work.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3431 on: January 07, 2009, 01:44:57 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 07, 2009, 01:43:22 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:41:35 AM
Where in Indiana do you live?


(Do I need to hide? I'm not inclined to actually meet people, BTW.)


I live near Indianapolis.



I'm not gonna come beat you up man. Its cool. I live in southern indiana, in between hanover and lexington. Its CALLED lexington but whatever.

Even when I used to try to meet people, I did not like getting beat up, so, no go!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3432 on: January 07, 2009, 01:47:45 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:44:04 AM
The funniest part of that whole ice/carpet thing is that he could easily just start the car and let it warm up, then peel the thing off, but it's a two-door hatchback and both side doors are covered by the carpet and his hatchback doesn't work.



I sort of figured that. Thats why I said it wasn't gonna come off tonight. You guys should just chill out on it for now.

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Even when I used to try to meet people, I did not like getting beat up, so, no go!

Haha. I said I WASN'T going to. Anyway its cool. Don't worry about it man. I'm not an outgoing type anyway. I wouldn't leave my cats to go to the store most of the time. Just interested in fellow people on the spectrum near me. Just in case.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3433 on: January 07, 2009, 01:50:45 AM »
I'm not really worried. I have ways of making people go away when I don't want to see anyone.

I know right where Lexington is. I used to live in Nashville Tennessee and made that drive up I-65, every week.

You made it sound temporary, though.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3434 on: January 07, 2009, 01:56:23 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2009, 01:50:45 AM
I'm not really worried. I have ways of making people go away when I don't want to see anyone.

I know right where Lexington is. I used to live in Nashville Tennessee and made that drive up I-65, every week.

You made it sound temporary, though.

Ahaha ya. Just got out of the army and crashing at the family homestead for a while. Only JUST discovered aspergers and going through the various stages of WTF MY LIFE. Now I'm seeing a doctor and decided to attend a program she thinks might help me form a new entry point to my general "attack" on life.

Anyway I rambled, but you get the picture. Still not past the "rattled" stage.
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"
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