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Offline enronh

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3285 on: November 01, 2008, 08:53:05 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3286 on: November 02, 2008, 02:05:22 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3287 on: November 02, 2008, 11:06:34 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3288 on: November 02, 2008, 03:43:30 PM »
Not particularly funny... but I thought it was impressive.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3289 on: November 02, 2008, 03:58:06 PM »
that's lovely, tesla - reminds me of some of andy goldsworthy's work.   :thumbup:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3290 on: November 03, 2008, 10:31:48 AM »
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Maybe Peaguy adminned her for more drama.

Or maybe she had sex with him.

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Good adult skills from Callaway. I'm sure your daughter is pleased. :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3291 on: November 04, 2008, 03:21:40 AM »
Quote from: pissgai on November 03, 2008, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: Callaway on September 28, 2008, 01:46:35 PM

Maybe Peaguy adminned her for more drama.

Or maybe she had sex with him.

 :lol:


Good adult skills from Callaway. I'm sure your daughter is pleased. :P

I regard Gaara as a friend and I wanted to elect a staff member to make the DV board seem non-cliquish at the time.



Adminning Gaara was a huge mistake on your part.  She deliberately antagonized most of your other members.

I had hoped that you at least got something out of doing it.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3292 on: November 04, 2008, 10:47:50 AM »
someone might have posted this before, but i remembered it again the other day, and it's worth repeating...

Q. why are women so crap at distance and measurements?

A.  cos we're forever being told that four inches are, in fact, eight.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3293 on: November 04, 2008, 03:27:17 PM »
:plus:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3294 on: November 04, 2008, 07:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on November 04, 2008, 10:47:50 AM
someone might have posted this before, but i remembered it again the other day, and it's worth repeating...

Q. why are women so crap at distance and measurements?

A.  cos we're forever being told that four inches are, in fact, eight.

 :eyebrows:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3295 on: November 04, 2008, 10:45:20 PM »

OK, so why do women have nice legs?










No, you have to guess.






















It's so they don't leave a trail, like a snail.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3296 on: November 04, 2008, 11:28:59 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3297 on: November 05, 2008, 08:49:23 AM »
Another dick joke ...


I'm sure that we have all seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to exam table cover paper.  Well, in my book, this one should have earned someone a prize....








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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3298 on: November 05, 2008, 08:50:11 AM »
 Of couse, now we need a tit joke.


    
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3299 on: November 05, 2008, 09:04:55 AM »
German cars aren't made for American women. They're made for male drug dealers from the Middle East living in Europe. At least BMW. :(
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