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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3195 on: October 15, 2008, 11:16:28 AM »
"As an adult, I’m not supposed to go down slides. So if I end up at the top of a slide, I have to act like I got there accidentally. ‘How’d I get up here…goddammit? I guess I have to slide down. Weeeeeeeeeeee!’ That’s what you say when you’re having fun. You refer to yourself and some other people." -Mitch Hedberg
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3196 on: October 15, 2008, 12:08:37 PM »
“I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. And Pringles is a laid back company. They said, ‘Fuck it! Cut ‘em up!’” -Mitch Hedberg
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3197 on: October 15, 2008, 12:52:27 PM »
“On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?” -Mitch Hedberg
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3198 on: October 15, 2008, 12:59:53 PM »
“And two-in-one is a bullshit term, because one is not big enough to hold two. That’s why two was created. If it was two-in-one it would be overflowing. The bottle would be all sticky and shit.” -Mitch Hedberg
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3199 on: October 16, 2008, 05:26:11 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3200 on: October 16, 2008, 05:36:52 AM »
If only..
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3201 on: October 16, 2008, 05:40:02 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3202 on: October 16, 2008, 05:50:00 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3203 on: October 16, 2008, 05:54:37 AM »
Interesting...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3204 on: October 16, 2008, 06:22:44 AM »
 :LMAO:

I love xkcd!!!

From an iPhone it is difficult to type properly! :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3205 on: October 16, 2008, 06:29:02 AM »
b isn't even near the k on the keyboard.

(Edit Pleased: There is no longer an error)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3206 on: October 16, 2008, 06:41:15 AM »
Quote from: J. on October 16, 2008, 06:29:02 AM
b isn't even near the k on the keyboard.
maybe not on YOUR keyboard.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3207 on: October 16, 2008, 06:53:37 AM »
I suppose if they were using the DVORAK layout it could be excused:


But that's certainly not a common keyboard layout.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3208 on: October 16, 2008, 08:01:23 AM »
Quote from: J. on October 16, 2008, 06:53:37 AM
I suppose if they were using the DVORAK layout it could be excused:


But that's certainly not a common keyboard layout.
Hear that, trigger?  THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOUR TYPO!!
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3209 on: October 16, 2008, 08:17:47 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 16, 2008, 08:01:23 AM
Quote from: J. on October 16, 2008, 06:53:37 AM
I suppose if they were using the DVORAK layout it could be excused:


But that's certainly not a common keyboard layout.
Hear that, trigger?  THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOUR TYPO!!

What typo? :P
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