NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE
Abig shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He
wasa royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do
with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into
his room and announced, 'I have to take your temperature.' After
complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his
arms and opened his mouth.
'No,I'm sorry,' the nurse stated, 'but for this reading, I can't use
an oral thermometer.' This started another round of complaining but
eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,
'I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!'
*She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his
breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor came into the room.
'What's going on here?' asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, 'What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen someone having their temperature taken?'
After a pause, the doctor confessed....
'Not with a carnation.'*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, do I have a story to add to this!!!!! But, I must think about it first before I post it!
