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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2790 on: July 12, 2008, 09:08:29 AM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2791 on: July 13, 2008, 03:10:35 AM »
Fake. Sorry parts :(
DUHHHHH!!!!!!
The image is meant to be fun, you just killed it, and some innocent bunnies as well.
You monster

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2792 on: July 13, 2008, 09:25:26 AM »
An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'

The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?' 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.

The moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?' 'No problem,' replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right...But I'll stick with my moped!'

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly...WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!

'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again ! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'

The old man whispers, 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror.'


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2793 on: July 13, 2008, 09:30:25 AM »
Fake. Sorry parts :(
DUHHHHH!!!!!!
The image is meant to be fun, you just killed it, and some innocent bunnies as well.
You monster

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2794 on: July 13, 2008, 02:05:47 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2795 on: July 13, 2008, 07:41:52 PM »
http://www.xkcd.com/236/  linked insterad of shwon as an image because it's the mouseover that made me lol.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2796 on: July 13, 2008, 07:44:25 PM »


Social scientist:  What if it struck someone ELSE?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2797 on: July 13, 2008, 07:59:34 PM »
 :lol:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2798 on: July 13, 2008, 08:20:20 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2799 on: July 13, 2008, 09:46:47 PM »
Social scientist:  What if it struck someone ELSE?
:lol:
Those were all funny, thanks!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2800 on: July 13, 2008, 09:48:56 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2801 on: July 13, 2008, 10:17:42 PM »
Ironically enough, on the tails of that...

it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2802 on: July 13, 2008, 10:25:51 PM »
http://www.xkcd.com/341/  Read the whole five-comic storyline.  It's great.  Or else I'm becoming more and more easily impressed as it gets to be later and later.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2803 on: July 14, 2008, 04:58:21 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2804 on: July 14, 2008, 03:39:31 PM »

This seems to be something that happens to me more often than not.    It really sucks having to wake up at 6am and still not being asleep at 5am when I went to bed at midnight.    Gives me way too much time to think about really horrible things.
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