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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2730 on: June 23, 2008, 05:52:55 PM »
I know someone who asks the same thing. It's related to arm strength, right? Having done weight training gives a person more viable veins?

Actually, I also see it as an issue of personal choice vs the health care system. Nurses have the procedure they want to follow regardless of whether it's most effective for an individual patient or not. I suppose because going outside the system requires that they use their own judgment, opening themselves up to making a mistake they're responsible for, plus requiring a (relatively) time-consuming exchange of information.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2731 on: June 23, 2008, 07:29:34 PM »

Not sure what it is, but I have always had clearly visible, puffy veins. I don't lift weights either, except my own a few years ago (pull-ups, sit-ups and push-ups), before I went to pot and got fat.

I did some lifting (thirty something years ago) when I was in school, but the weights were very light ones, intended more to develop speed while boxing rather than bulk muscle. We also played catch in a circle with bowling balls. That's about as close as I've gotten to weight training. The only "work-out" I do these days is punch and kick the bag when I am either stressed or losing my tactile sense. It helps both of those troubles immensely.

A couple of years ago, my veins were not so visible because I was much fatter, but I could still pop them out. I have lost forty five pounds in the past year and a half.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2732 on: June 24, 2008, 04:03:17 AM »
I am hoping Callaway will like this one:




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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2734 on: June 24, 2008, 04:42:31 AM »
I am hoping Callaway will like this one:




 :lol: :plus:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2735 on: June 24, 2008, 05:24:54 AM »
I am hoping Callaway will like this one:




A limerick:

if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, FUCK YOU");}

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2736 on: June 24, 2008, 11:45:14 AM »
I am hoping Callaway will like this one:




A limerick:

if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, FUCK YOU");}


 :plus:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2737 on: June 24, 2008, 12:17:21 PM »
I am hoping Callaway will like this one:




A limerick:

if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, FUCK YOU");}


 :LMAO:

 :plus:



 :lol:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2738 on: June 25, 2008, 05:52:20 AM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2739 on: June 25, 2008, 06:44:25 AM »
 :LMAO:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2740 on: June 25, 2008, 02:52:03 PM »
:LMAO:
:D  Maybe funny as well is that I anticipated the punchline by the sudden use of present tense rather than the reference to the broadsword, which actually does "exist."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2741 on: June 25, 2008, 06:09:38 PM »
 :laugh:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2742 on: June 25, 2008, 06:11:45 PM »
You know that comic entirely too well.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2743 on: June 25, 2008, 06:20:31 PM »
You know that comic entirely too well.
Lol- I didn't remember the broadsword but I figured there actually was one because it would be very much in keeping with the comic's style, so I googled it.  Sure enough, there it was....   :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2744 on: June 25, 2008, 08:45:13 PM »
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... "- Louis Hector Berlioz
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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