You know you're a nurse when..
1) the front of your scrubs reads 'Nurses... here to
save your ass, not kiss it!'
2) you occasionally park in the space with the
'physicians only' sign... and knock it over.
3) you recognize that you can't cure stupid.
4) you own at least three pens with the names of
prescription medications on them.
5) you believe that saying 'it can't get any worse'
causes it to get worse just to show you it can.
6) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.
7) you believe that any job where you can drive to work
in your pajamas is a cool one.
8 ) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil.
9) you've been exposed to so many x-rays that you
consider it a form of birth control.
10) you've heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow
ring, and twelve earrings say 'I'm afraid of shots.'
11) you have seen more penises than any prostitute could
dream of.
12) you believe that not all patients are annoying...
some are unconscious.
13) your family and friends refuse to watch medical
sitcoms with you because you spend the whole time
correcting everyone and p ointing out upside down
x-rays.
14) you don't get excited about blood, unless it's your
own.
15) you've sworn to have 'do not resuscitate' tattooed on
your chest. Soon.
16) your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down
to eat.
17) your idea of a good time is a cardiac arrest at shift
change.
18) you believe in the aerial spraying of prozac.
19) you believe that 'shallow gene pool' should be a
recognized diagnosis.
20) you believe that the government should require
permits to reproduce.
21) you've had to leave a patient's room before
you begin to laugh uncontrollably. Absolutely true!!
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Thought for the day: Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
