make someone laugh

[Pyraxis]

Political commentary on current events. 

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0546.html

[ozymandias]

I saw this quote on an ESPN sports commentary show called, "Around the Horn".  It's a funny rolicking show.

"My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips."  --Woody Paige, sports writer for a Denver Colorado Paper.

[Natalia Evans]

I hate you
You hate me
lets gang up and kill Barney
With a two by four
Now he is on the floor
No more purple dinosaur




A guy buys a new car and in that car is a new radio that plays what you ask it to play. If you say 'rock' it plays rock, if you say 'rap' it plays rap. He is driving down the street, and there is some kids playing baseball, one of them hits the ball and it goes slamming through the window on his car, and he yells "Fucking kids." The radio started playing Michael Jackson.

[renaeden]

[renaeden]

[Peter]

The future of America:

[SovaNu]

lol.

[Callaway]

I hate you
You hate me
lets gang up and kill Barney
With a two by four
Now he is on the floor
No more purple dinosaur

My daughter sings this Barney song:

I hate you,
You hate me,
We're a dysfunctional family.
With a hit you in the head,
And a kick you in the face,
Won't you say you're a big disgrace?

[Gluey]

[Alex179]

At least they were not making fun of him.   I can't understand wtf he is saying for the most part.

[Peter]

That's the first time I've seen someone with Down's syndrome who wasn't fat.

[Peter]

One conclusion reported by the investigators is that of the 2231 recruited participants, 31.4% were diagnosed as having GERD, 10.6% were NERD patients, while 20.80% had objective findings of reflux esophagitis, including 19.5% patients with grade A or B reflux esophagitis, 0.90% with grade C and 0.40% with grade D.

Another conclusion is that old age, being male, having a moderate working burden, being divorced/widowed and heavy tea consumption remained significant independent risk factors for erosive esophagitis. Routine consumption of greasy food and constipation were considered significant independent risk factors for NERD.

[Parts]

The other day at work I was sitting in my truck talking on the phone at the school when the little old lady who works the desk at night in the recreation department arrived.  She is always so nice and gram motherly.  She parked next to the dumpster first she got out and put this big bag of trash in the dumpster from her car , this is a own that make you pay for private garbage pickup.  Then she looked around not seeing me reached under the passenger seat of her car and pulled out a silver flask and took two big drinks replaced it rinsed he mouth with her coffee and spit it out then went into work     I've seen her do it two other times now she must be at least 70

[duncvis]

[ozymandias]

The other day at work I was sitting in my truck talking on the phone at the school when the little old lady who works the desk at night in the recreation department arrived.  She is always so nice and gram motherly.  She parked next to the dumpster first she got out and put this big bag of trash in the dumpster from her car , this is a own that make you pay for private garbage pickup.  Then she looked around not seeing me reached under the passenger seat of her car and pulled out a silver flask and took two big drinks replaced it rinsed he mouth with her coffee and spit it out then went into work     I've seen her do it two other times now she must be at least 70

Oh I could tell you stories about the closet drinking habits of that generation.  "The Ladies who lunch", etc.