A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Lord Bounty Says:March 7th, 2008 at 2:33 pmBelieve it or not, I’ve seen a GREAT Cthulu LARP. The key is to remember that it’s not a game about fighting Gods, it’s a game about not getting eaten by a world that regularly eats things, especially those that notice it’s eating.The local Game was kinda of a ‘play-when-you-can’ deal. You wanted a scene for your character, you contacted the ST, and told him you wanted a scene, and he told you when and where to go for it. Best scene ever, he told a guy to meet in the mall, in the elevator, between 7 pm and 9 pm.The ST showed up at 6:50, found a comfortable seat, and sat down to watch the elevator. Since it was glass, and the mall is crowded, he could do this without the player seeing him. At 8:45, the poor guy’s been on the elevator for almost two hours, you can see him checking every person who gets on or off, never knowing if they’re just at the mall, or if they’re playing the game. Then the ST gets EVIL. One of the other players had a 6 year old daughter, so the ST got him to bring her to the mall, dressed in a scarlet dres sand pig tails. Then the ST gave her and envelope, and pointed ou tthe guy on the elevator, and told her to get on , ride up and down, stop off again. Then as the doors close, hand him the envelope and say “you know you’re all going to die.â€She did, and the player was so freeked out by the scene, he quit the game. You know you’re running a good hooror LARP when the nightmares of the game keep people from coming back.
I bumped into a lamp post once when I was day dreaming.
My Dad knocked himself out checking some girl out crossing the street and walked into a lampost. He came to with a little old lady fussy over him and trying to help him up. He thought it was a hysterical story and told it to my Mother when he got home from the pub drunk that night.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Gus! on March 07, 2008, 02:49:35 PMI bumped into a lamp post once when I was day dreaming.I have done that too. Also been staring at something, then turned around and walk straight into a pole/bin/chair heaps of different things. "Watch where you're going!" was said to me all the time as a kid.
i rode my bike into a lamppost once
See if I can draw out any gamer geeks....Quote from: Some guy named Lord Bounty in the Weregeek commentsLord Bounty Says:March 7th, 2008 at 2:33 pmBelieve it or not, I’ve seen a GREAT Cthulu LARP. The key is to remember that it’s not a game about fighting Gods, it’s a game about not getting eaten by a world that regularly eats things, especially those that notice it’s eating.The local Game was kinda of a ‘play-when-you-can’ deal. You wanted a scene for your character, you contacted the ST, and told him you wanted a scene, and he told you when and where to go for it. Best scene ever, he told a guy to meet in the mall, in the elevator, between 7 pm and 9 pm.The ST showed up at 6:50, found a comfortable seat, and sat down to watch the elevator. Since it was glass, and the mall is crowded, he could do this without the player seeing him. At 8:45, the poor guy’s been on the elevator for almost two hours, you can see him checking every person who gets on or off, never knowing if they’re just at the mall, or if they’re playing the game. Then the ST gets EVIL. One of the other players had a 6 year old daughter, so the ST got him to bring her to the mall, dressed in a scarlet dres sand pig tails. Then the ST gave her and envelope, and pointed ou tthe guy on the elevator, and told her to get on , ride up and down, stop off again. Then as the doors close, hand him the envelope and say “you know you’re all going to die.â€She did, and the player was so freeked out by the scene, he quit the game. You know you’re running a good hooror LARP when the nightmares of the game keep people from coming back.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Some people might want to use this here sometimes