make someone laugh

[Sophgay]

Woah that shit is older than me

[Parts]

There was boxes older than me including one from 1951

[DirtDawg]

"homonym interchange"...

mmmmmm...

that sounds so... chocolatey

I like it better than, "Ya done fucked up, dintcha?"



Chocolatey, please.

[renaeden]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman’s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.
”The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy -“I have a baseball.”
Man -“That’s nice.”
Boy - “Want to buy it?”
Man - “No, thanks.”
Boy - “My dad’s outside.”
Man - “OK, how much?”Boy - “$150″
Man - “Sold.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together
Boy - “Dark in here”
Man - “Yes, it is.”Boy - “
I have a Wilson infielder’s glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
“How much?”
Boy - “$350″
Man - “Highway robbery. Sold.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your gloves, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my ball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The boy says, “$500″
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that..that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your greed.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again, you’re in my closet now.”

[Gluey]

Hahaha. My freind sent this to me! So many sexual innuendo's in a kids show!

[GalileoAce]

FYI: That vid was a blooper reel done for that shows xmas party...I think.  Funny as hell though.

[duncvis]

[Callaway]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman’s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.
”The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy -“I have a baseball.”
Man -“That’s nice.”
Boy - “Want to buy it?”
Man - “No, thanks.”
Boy - “My dad’s outside.”
Man - “OK, how much?”Boy - “$150″
Man - “Sold.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together
Boy - “Dark in here”
Man - “Yes, it is.”Boy - “
I have a Wilson infielder’s glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
“How much?”
Boy - “$350″
Man - “Highway robbery. Sold.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your gloves, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my ball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The boy says, “$500″
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that..that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your greed.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again, you’re in my closet now.”

 :lol:

 

[Gluey]

FYI: That vid was a blooper reel done for that shows xmas party...I think.  Funny as hell though.

That's what I heard in the comments on Youtube but a four-year- old wouldn't know.

[Peter]

I think the costume designers on this film were all the quintessential thirty-five-year-old-virgins-who-play-Warhammer-and-live-in-their-mom's-basement guys. There were three basic costume variations in this movie:

Girls: All clothes are to be skin tight, as short as possible, and cut in bizarre "futuristic" ways for the maximum allowable flesh showage in an R rated movie.

Army Guys: Lots of cool cyber-future body armor, and guns. Big guns. Big freaking guns.

Anybody else: Yeah, just let 'em wear, you know, whatever. I don't care.

Not that I'm complaining, of course. All current fashion trends show hemlines getting shorter and shorter as the decades wear on. I think to be completely accurate, all of the girls of 2455 probably would have just had suction cups over their nipples and eye patches over their hoo-hoos.

[El]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks "Exchuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts. He gets down on his knees so that he is on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over dere?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers:"I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a fuck."

 

[Callaway]

I think the costume designers on this film were all the quintessential thirty-five-year-old-virgins-who-play-Warhammer-and-live-in-their-mom's-basement guys. There were three basic costume variations in this movie:

Girls: All clothes are to be skin tight, as short as possible, and cut in bizarre "futuristic" ways for the maximum allowable flesh showage in an R rated movie.

Army Guys: Lots of cool cyber-future body armor, and guns. Big guns. Big freaking guns.

Anybody else: Yeah, just let 'em wear, you know, whatever. I don't care.

Not that I'm complaining, of course. All current fashion trends show hemlines getting shorter and shorter as the decades wear on. I think to be completely accurate, all of the girls of 2455 probably would have just had suction cups over their nipples and eye patches over their hoo-hoos.

 :lol:

 

[renaeden]

Peter. Glad I won't be alive in 2455.

[GalileoAce]

[renaeden]