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Offline Callaway

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2250 on: February 20, 2008, 11:33:12 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 20, 2008, 03:05:13 PM
actually, it's not dogs i dislike as such*, it's fucking dog owners.  their worse than precious parents.   :grrr:

*except those pathetically ridiculous small ones which are no more than nightdress cases with legs on.

What's wrong with parents?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2251 on: February 21, 2008, 12:22:13 AM »
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Quote from: Callaway on February 20, 2008, 11:33:12 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 20, 2008, 03:05:13 PM
actually, it's not dogs i dislike as such*, it's fucking dog owners.  their worse than precious parents.   :grrr:

*except those pathetically ridiculous small ones which are no more than nightdress cases with legs on.

What's wrong with parents?

Not just parents, Callaway, but "precious parents."

You know the ones.

They used to just have pets, but got bored and wanted more, so NOW they have kids. They have these miserable little made up, pet kids who make the precious parents little lives more full, at least until they get bored with the kids. Then it's on to the next thrill. Unfortunately there is a six year old kid or so left behind with a parent or set of parents who have become bored with it all and the kid is left to grow up wild, but spoiled, because they still feed "it" and groom "it" and buy "it" anything to keep "it" quiet, with no guidance whatsoever. They want the image of being a parent, but they have no real interest in the actual child.

Precious!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2252 on: February 21, 2008, 12:24:42 AM »
I don't like people who let them shit in the streets and then don't clean it up
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2253 on: February 21, 2008, 12:25:07 AM »
Dogs I mean, not kids

Actually, kids as well, but I don't see that happening :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2254 on: February 21, 2008, 12:28:28 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2255 on: February 21, 2008, 12:30:32 AM »
Quote from: Soph on February 21, 2008, 12:25:07 AM
Dogs I mean, not kids

Actually, kids as well, but I don't see that happening :laugh:

You've never lived near enough to a third world country to see kids shitting where ever they happen to be, I suppose.

Conscientious parents prompt the kids to hurry so they can get away from it quickly. I have seen grown-ups take their kids into a phone booth to crap.

:D

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2256 on: February 21, 2008, 12:31:56 AM »
:orly:

I've never seen anyone do that lol
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2257 on: February 21, 2008, 12:39:00 AM »
I like dogs...I can understand them better than I can humans.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2258 on: February 21, 2008, 12:41:39 AM »
That's how I feel about cats
I've never had a dog though, so I don't know them very well
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2259 on: February 21, 2008, 12:49:14 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 21, 2008, 12:22:13 AM
No
Quote from: Callaway on February 20, 2008, 11:33:12 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 20, 2008, 03:05:13 PM
actually, it's not dogs i dislike as such*, it's fucking dog owners.  their worse than precious parents.   :grrr:

*except those pathetically ridiculous small ones which are no more than nightdress cases with legs on.

What's wrong with parents?

Not just parents, Callaway, but "precious parents."

You know the ones.

They used to just have pets, but got bored and wanted more, so NOW they have kids. They have these miserable little made up, pet kids who make the precious parents little lives more full, at least until they get bored with the kids. Then it's on to the next thrill. Unfortunately there is a six year old kid or so left behind with a parent or set of parents who have become bored with it all and the kid is left to grow up wild, but spoiled, because they still feed "it" and groom "it" and buy "it" anything to keep "it" quiet, with no guidance whatsoever. They want the image of being a parent, but they have no real interest in the actual child.

Precious!

Oh.  That would be awful for the poor kids.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2260 on: February 21, 2008, 12:50:33 AM »
People who have kids to fill some kind of void in their life piss me off; they're usually the ones that fuck them up
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2261 on: February 21, 2008, 12:52:11 AM »
I've posted this somewhere before, but I don't think anyone else thinks it's funny
I do, but maybe just because I like Rammstien :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2262 on: February 21, 2008, 12:58:15 AM »
That was quite amusing :)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2263 on: February 21, 2008, 12:58:41 AM »
Bizarre, but and amusing
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2264 on: February 21, 2008, 01:03:58 AM »
Cleverly done. Never made the connection between Winnie the Pooh and Rammstein before. :D
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