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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2235 on: February 20, 2008, 01:16:28 PM »
'I don't think you can be my person anymore.'
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2236 on: February 20, 2008, 01:17:56 PM »
'You fucking SUCK!!!!!!'
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2237 on: February 20, 2008, 01:19:27 PM »
'No, I'm NOT your Good Little Kitty anymore.'
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2238 on: February 20, 2008, 01:20:22 PM »
stop it!

poor puddies. 

 :'(
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2239 on: February 20, 2008, 01:20:52 PM »
'Traction....I'm losing Traction!'
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2240 on: February 20, 2008, 01:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 20, 2008, 01:20:22 PM
stop it!

poor puddies. 

 :'(

Have you ever HAD to bathe a cat?

It's horrible!


... for everyone involved!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2241 on: February 20, 2008, 01:23:13 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 20, 2008, 01:21:58 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 20, 2008, 01:20:22 PM
stop it!

poor puddies. 

 :'(

Have you ever HAD to bath a cat?

It's horrible!


... for everyone involved!

quite.  they clean themselves quite well, so there's rarely any need.  not like horrible dogs.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2242 on: February 20, 2008, 01:24:05 PM »
Last one, I promise.


'No, no, no, no.....NOOOOOO!!!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2243 on: February 20, 2008, 01:26:50 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 20, 2008, 01:23:13 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 20, 2008, 01:21:58 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 20, 2008, 01:20:22 PM
stop it!

poor puddies. 

 :'(

Have you ever HAD to bath a cat?

It's horrible!


... for everyone involved!

quite.  they clean themselves quite well, so there's rarely any need.  not like horrible dogs.

I have "salvaged" many from the brink of death who were too ill and flea infested to clean themselves. It was a necessity in those cases. I have rinsed bloody red soap out of a cats coat, wreaking from flea urine. Sometimes it MUST be done.



Still think it's funny to see the faces.

Kind of like giving an infant a taste of  sour relish for the first time.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2244 on: February 20, 2008, 01:31:44 PM »
Lucifer, DD +

:LMAO:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2245 on: February 20, 2008, 01:41:32 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2246 on: February 20, 2008, 03:04:14 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 20, 2008, 01:26:50 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 20, 2008, 01:23:13 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 20, 2008, 01:21:58 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 20, 2008, 01:20:22 PM
stop it!

poor puddies. 

 :'(

Have you ever HAD to bath a cat?

It's horrible!


... for everyone involved!

quite.  they clean themselves quite well, so there's rarely any need.  not like horrible dogs.

I have "salvaged" many from the brink of death who were too ill and flea infested to clean themselves. It was a necessity in those cases. I have rinsed bloody red soap out of a cats coat, wreaking from flea urine. Sometimes it MUST be done.



Still think it's funny to see the faces.

Kind of like giving an infant a taste of  sour relish for the first time.

good point.  +,  first cos you're a hero for rescuing cats, and second, cos the idea of being nasty to children is always a winner.

:laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2247 on: February 20, 2008, 03:05:13 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 20, 2008, 01:41:32 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 20, 2008, 01:31:44 PM
Lucifer, DD +

:LMAO:


"... horrible dogs"

:LMAO:

well they are.  stupid things, mostly.

actually, it's not dogs i dislike as such*, it's fucking dog owners.  their worse than precious parents.   :grrr:

*except those pathetically ridiculous small ones which are no more than nightdress cases with legs on.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2248 on: February 20, 2008, 04:58:43 PM »
I like dogs. Dogs like me, too, for some reason.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2249 on: February 20, 2008, 11:08:37 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 20, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
I like dogs. Dogs like me, too, for some reason.


Yeah, me too and I totally get the whole "Man's Best Friend" thing, but what the fuck is it with horses. I fucking HATE horses!


... and yet, they follow me and watch me and listen to me and try to get close to me and they imitate my movements. I just want them to eat their oats, dump, then run around looking pretty, but not touch me or expect anything from me.

I have this fear that I am a closet animal-kind in some ways.
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