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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2205 on: February 16, 2008, 10:31:07 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2206 on: February 17, 2008, 01:14:20 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2207 on: February 17, 2008, 01:27:51 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2209 on: February 17, 2008, 01:59:23 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 05, 2008, 10:09:55 AM


How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight?


I got twenty six.

:D
I got 31... I imagine it has something to do with my long reach.

That, and I wouldn't be opposed to picking one up and using it as a weapon.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2210 on: February 17, 2008, 06:56:11 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 17, 2008, 01:59:23 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 05, 2008, 10:09:55 AM


How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight?


I got twenty six.

:D
I got 31... I imagine it has something to do with my long reach.

That, and I wouldn't be opposed to picking one up and using it as a weapon.

Yeah.

Me, too and I was not opposed to doing anything to win. I also know a great deal about a number of distinctly different martial arts.

I think my age has caused me to exhibit a minimal result. I fully believe I could defeat twice as many as the blog toy predicts.

 :evillaugh:.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2211 on: February 17, 2008, 07:19:06 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2212 on: February 17, 2008, 09:16:50 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 17, 2008, 06:56:11 PM
Quote from: Tesla on February 17, 2008, 01:59:23 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 05, 2008, 10:09:55 AM


How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight?


I got twenty six.

:D
I got 31... I imagine it has something to do with my long reach.

That, and I wouldn't be opposed to picking one up and using it as a weapon.

Yeah.

Me, too and I was not opposed to doing anything to win. I also know a great deal about a number of distinctly different martial arts.

I think my age has caused me to exhibit a minimal result. I fully believe I could defeat twice as many as the blog toy predicts.

 :evillaugh:.

I only got 12, because my reach is shorter and I would not pick one of them up and bowl the others over with him.

I have some martial arts training, though.

 :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2214 on: February 18, 2008, 02:00:49 AM »
I made these about heather mills unfairly taking Pauls Money.
This is why you don't get married to random people when your famous.




I made this.





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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2216 on: February 18, 2008, 12:13:25 PM »
Quote from: http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm
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Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/town/street/xjk95/Sounds/roy.mp3

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2217 on: February 18, 2008, 01:14:11 PM »
Quote from: Peter on February 18, 2008, 12:13:25 PM
Quote from: http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm
Ulli's Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website


Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/town/street/xjk95/Sounds/roy.mp3

Why couldn't he just suck his shitty cum out of people's arses like a normal person?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2218 on: February 19, 2008, 04:08:57 AM »
A joke my BF heard on TV.


A wife says to her husband, "Have you been having sex behind my back?"
And the husband says "Who did you think it was?"



Anyone get it?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2219 on: February 19, 2008, 04:47:29 AM »
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