Twunt: Because sometimes twat and cunt just aren't enough.
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A Swede was walking down the street with a under his arm.- "Where did you find that monkey?" asked the fellow pedestrian.- "It happens to be a ." claimed the Swede.- "Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the ."
A Danish airplane was getting ready to land in Stockholm's airport. The control tower contacted the pilot and asked for his position. The Danish pilot was surprised and didn't do anything. Again the control tower contacted the pilot. "Please tell us your position." Then the pilot understood and answered: "Here I am in the front seat, as always..."