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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2145 on: February 04, 2008, 05:09:55 PM »
1. Go to control panel. 2. Open up the "speech" properties. 3. In the preview box, type "Crotch". 4. Press "preview voice ...

How is it that you discover things like this?

I honestly don't see the connection in the words, but it's funny.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2146 on: February 04, 2008, 05:10:59 PM »
1. Go to control panel. 2. Open up the "speech" properties. 3. In the preview box, type "Crotch". 4. Press "preview voice ...

And? (but then, the voices in Vista are different to XP, no M$ Sam)

True. Which would solve the problem that I had.

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
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Who knew that hedgehogs could be fashionable  :zoinks:


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2149 on: February 05, 2008, 09:22:19 AM »
Oh yes, the new Porcupine/Hedgehog look. It'll be all the rage in Yellowstone (or wherever)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2150 on: February 05, 2008, 10:09:55 AM »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2151 on: February 05, 2008, 04:00:20 PM »
I got thirty. I suspect that isn't a good thing.  :orly:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2152 on: February 05, 2008, 04:31:16 PM »
I got thirty. I suspect that isn't a good thing.  :orly:

You would fight dirty, huh?
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Funny as dwarffucking, though. I'm not sure why it seems so funny. Some of us are just sick, twisted patho-cases, I suppose.




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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2153 on: February 05, 2008, 06:12:06 PM »
I got 34.

Love redmeat.  :plus:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2154 on: February 05, 2008, 06:15:13 PM »
I only got 10

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2155 on: February 05, 2008, 07:10:05 PM »
33. I used to play this game when I was 10 or 11, me and two other mates would fight the whole of the 1st year boys. So probably more like 15 vs 3.

Anywho, the reason I came into this thread was to let you guys in on an impractical joke I just thought of.

I was thinking about robbing the local 7-11 (boy those stores cop a beating) and somehow came up with this prank:

1) Walk into 7-11.
2) Go to fridge and take a handful of coke bottles.
3) Take them to counter, line them up, then return to fridge.
4) Repeat step 3 until counter is full.
5) Attendant is probably getting a little suspicious.
6) Now go grab packets of chips, hot foods, donuts, whatever just keep piling that counter.
7) Repeat step 6 a few times.
8) Walk out.
9) Run away giggling.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2156 on: February 05, 2008, 08:52:20 PM »
33. I used to play this game when I was 10 or 11, me and two other mates would fight the whole of the 1st year boys. So probably more like 15 vs 3.

Anywho, the reason I came into this thread was to let you guys in on an impractical joke I just thought of.

I was thinking about robbing the local 7-11 (boy those stores cop a beating) and somehow came up with this prank:

1) Walk into 7-11.
2) Go to fridge and take a handful of coke bottles.
3) Take them to counter, line them up, then return to fridge.
4) Repeat step 3 until counter is full.
5) Attendant is probably getting a little suspicious.
6) Now go grab packets of chips, hot foods, donuts, whatever just keep piling that counter.
7) Repeat step 6 a few times.
8) Walk out.
9) Run away giggling.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2157 on: February 05, 2008, 08:58:52 PM »
Bah, I only got 28.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2159 on: February 06, 2008, 12:13:36 AM »
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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