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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1950 on: January 07, 2008, 08:20:54 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on January 07, 2008, 05:33:47 AM
My ex and I used to have huge fights about crap. I used to say to her "This is going nowhere and I can't be bothered. I am going out. You argue with yourself while I am out and when I get back tell me who won and how it was resolved."

Unfortunately those were some of the arguments that were never resolved and for some reason were actually worse when I got back.

 :laugh:

Yeah. I can't imagine that would fix things.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1951 on: January 07, 2008, 08:55:49 AM »
Quote from: ozymandias on January 07, 2008, 06:26:07 AM
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It's hard being male sometimes :(

Tell me about it!   ::)

There are men who do this thing of taking exception no matter how you answer their questions as well. 

I think that it depends on whether the person wants to pick a fight with you rather than his or her gender.

Oh I know that well enough.  My female progenitor was a master at it.   ::) 

The solution to this problem:
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1952 on: January 07, 2008, 10:02:06 AM »
As I mentioned, long ago on WP,
that looks just like my father.
Maybe 15 years ago.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1953 on: January 07, 2008, 10:17:26 AM »
Quote from: Monkey frog on January 07, 2008, 08:19:59 AM
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Quote from: Monkey frog on January 06, 2008, 02:55:39 PM
Am I just slow today,
or are your posts beginning
to resemble flo's?  ::)

You are just slow today.

It made perfect sense to me.



So...who is actually a whore?

Nobody is.  Either you missed the "if" or you are just pretending to be dense again.

Quote from: JLPMS Elle on January 06, 2008, 02:39:35 PM
... Somehow this lead to my suggesting that I should call my boyfriend (who was not present) and ask him if, if I were a hooker before he started dating me, would he want me to stop hooking.  I pointed out that it would be kind of funny because I could pretend to be offended by him saying he wouldn't mind (as in, "You don't care about me!") but I could also pretend to be offended by him syaing he WOULD mind (as in, "I'll choose my own damn career, and you knew what you were getting into!")....


No. I got THAT. It was later on. About the actually admitting it.
I'm not sure whom he was accusing, nor what that was even about.
I got the set up, perfectly well.


Me, as a woman.  I think, to him, it was like hearing a vital secret from the enemy camp.  :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1954 on: January 07, 2008, 10:22:22 AM »
But...wasn't he in on the joke?

I thought he was somehow accusing his
own woman. But, as I said, it was tough
to figure out.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1955 on: January 07, 2008, 11:03:03 AM »
Quote from: Peter on January 07, 2008, 08:55:49 AM
Quote from: ozymandias on January 07, 2008, 06:26:07 AM
Quote from: Callaway on January 07, 2008, 02:39:15 AM
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Quote from: Sputtleshines on January 06, 2008, 08:04:05 PM
It's hard being male sometimes :(

Tell me about it!   ::)

There are men who do this thing of taking exception no matter how you answer their questions as well. 

I think that it depends on whether the person wants to pick a fight with you rather than his or her gender.

Oh I know that well enough.  My female progenitor was a master at it.   ::) 

The solution to this problem:

Not my solution style, Peter.  Though she was extremely good at pushing the "RAGE" button in me.  Thats why I cut off all communications 12 years ago.  Better to do that then wind up in jail for murder!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1956 on: January 07, 2008, 05:42:01 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1957 on: January 07, 2008, 05:59:12 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1958 on: January 08, 2008, 12:54:54 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1959 on: January 08, 2008, 03:07:45 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1960 on: January 08, 2008, 10:27:07 PM »
Anybody we know?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1961 on: January 09, 2008, 01:54:17 AM »
:plus:

Can't think of anyone. :LMAO:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1962 on: January 09, 2008, 01:54:58 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1963 on: January 09, 2008, 02:50:28 AM »
:rofl: :GA: !!
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Re: make someone laugh
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