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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1785 on: November 29, 2007, 09:24:45 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1786 on: November 30, 2007, 03:51:10 AM »

He's no Vorpal Bunny.



Someone pass the BRAAAAAAINS



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1787 on: November 30, 2007, 04:48:47 PM »
Randy?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1788 on: November 30, 2007, 09:38:07 PM »
Didn't know Randy was that into Star Wars...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1789 on: December 02, 2007, 07:37:14 AM »
My daughter got a package from her grandmother in the mail the other day when she opened it she said "How did grandma know I love bubble wrap and packing peanuts"  she then proceeded to play with them the rest of the night and waited two days to make the gingerbread house and men that where wrapped up in the bubble wrap and she still is playing with he peanuts and the box
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1790 on: December 02, 2007, 03:14:32 PM »
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=suicide



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Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance.

Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:

1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.

2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.

3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.

4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.

5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.

6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.

7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.

8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.

9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?

10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.

Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1791 on: December 02, 2007, 07:52:26 PM »
Hostile babies
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1792 on: December 02, 2007, 08:17:06 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 02, 2007, 07:52:26 PM
Hostile babies


WHERE DID YOU GET MY BABY PICTURE!!!!! :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1793 on: December 02, 2007, 11:16:24 PM »
That's what I look like now. (The rabbit I mean)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1794 on: December 03, 2007, 11:36:14 AM »
Head lines on my internet service,  Do yo thinlk they need spell check

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1795 on: December 03, 2007, 02:36:27 PM »
lol Parts i love Bubblewrap. it's so much fun. :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1796 on: December 04, 2007, 11:43:17 PM »


___________________________

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The
monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on
the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I
start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the
beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He
proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after
mass, he found the following note on his door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
Junior, and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey,
don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10.We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11.When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take
this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."

12.The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the
Cherry".

13.The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub,
thanks for the grub, yeah God".
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1797 on: December 05, 2007, 12:25:06 AM »
 :LMAO:
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1798 on: December 05, 2007, 05:39:18 AM »










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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1799 on: December 05, 2007, 06:50:02 PM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on November 28, 2007, 05:21:02 AM



Body of christ my ass. That's God's wad.  :laugh:
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