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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1485 on: September 25, 2007, 03:28:14 PM »

Done that, only I used the other hand.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1486 on: September 25, 2007, 07:04:13 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1487 on: September 26, 2007, 06:30:44 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1488 on: September 26, 2007, 07:31:24 AM »
LOL!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1489 on: September 26, 2007, 12:57:38 PM »
OMG!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1490 on: September 26, 2007, 01:00:11 PM »
HOLY FUCK LOL.... Renaeden got me with that one.   Basically sums up my life.   I am doing work for a class that starts in 1 hour right now lol.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1491 on: September 26, 2007, 01:22:20 PM »
yeah. procrastination is basically my religion.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1492 on: September 26, 2007, 08:44:53 PM »
And on that note:



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1493 on: September 26, 2007, 09:04:12 PM »
This will either make you laugh or cry!

>It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with
> >these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled
> >hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico
> >where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the
> >coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever
> >think one could get burned doing that, right?
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> > That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and
> >verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch
> >your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.

The Stella Liebeck versus McDonald's coffee scalding case was not a frivolous lawsuit, by the way.  For the record, these are the facts of the Stella Liebeck case:


Know the Facts: The McDonalds Coffee Case

There is a lot of hype about the McDonalds scalding coffee case. No one is in favor of frivolous cases of outlandish results; however, it is important to understand some points that were not reported in most of the stories about the case. McDonalds coffee was not only hot, it was scalding - capable of almost instantaneous destruction of skin, flesh and muscle. Here is the whole story.

Stella Liebeck of Albuquerque, New Mexico, was in the passenger seat of her grandson's car when she was severely burned by McDonalds coffee in February 1992. Liebeck, 79 at the time, ordered coffee that was served in a Styrofoam cup at the drive-through window of a local McDonalds.

After receiving the order, the grandson pulled his car forward and stopped momentarily so that Liebeck could add cream and sugar to her coffee. (Critics of civil justice, who have pounced on this case, often charge that Liebeck was driving the car or that the vehicle was in motion when she spilled the coffee; neither is true.) Liebeck placed the cup between her knees and attempted to remove the plastic lid from the cup. As she removed the lid, the entire contents of the cup spilled into her lap.

The sweatpants Liebeck was wearing absorbed the coffee and held it next to her skin. A vascular surgeon determined that Liebeck suffered full thickness burns (or third-degree burns) over 6 percent of her body, including her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, and genital and groin areas. She was hospitalized for eight days, during which time she underwent skin grafting. Liebeck, who also underwent debridement treatments, sought to settle her claim for $20,000, but McDonalds refused.

During discovery, McDonalds produced documents showing more than 700 claims by people burned by its coffee between 1982 and 1992. Some claims involved third-degree burns substantially similar to Liebecks. This history documented McDonalds' knowledge about the extent and nature of this hazard.

McDonalds also said during discovery that, based on a consultant's advice, it held its coffee at between 180 and 190 degrees Fahrenheit to maintain optimum taste. He admitted that he had not evaluated the safety ramifications at this temperature. Other establishments sell coffee at substantially lower temperatures, and coffee served at home is generally 135 to 140 degrees.

Further, McDonalds' quality assurance manager testified that the company actively enforces a requirement that coffee be held in the pot at 185 degrees, plus or minus five degrees. He also testified that a burn hazard exists with any food substance served at 140 degrees or above, and that McDonalds coffee, at the temperature at which it was poured into Styrofoam cups, was not fit for consumption because it would burn the mouth and throat. The quality assurance manager admitted that burns would occur, but testified that McDonalds had no intention of reducing the "holding temperature" of its coffee.

Plaintiff's expert, a scholar in thermodynamics as applied to human skin burns, testified that liquids, at 180 degrees, will cause a full thickness burn to human skin in two to seven seconds. Other testimony showed that as the temperature decreases toward 155 degrees, the extent of the burn relative to that temperature decreases exponentially. Thus, if Liebecks spill had involved coffee at 155 degrees, the liquid would have cooled and given her time to avoid a serious burn.

McDonalds asserted that customers buy coffee on their way to work or home, intending to consume it there. However, the company's own research showed that customers intend to consume the coffee immediately while driving.

McDonalds also argued that consumers know coffee is hot and that its customers want it that way. The company admitted its customers were unaware that they could suffer third-degree burns from the coffee and that a statement on the side of the cup was not a "warning" but a "reminder" since the location of the writing would not warn customers of the hazard.

The jury awarded Liebeck $200,000 in compensatory damages. This amount was reduced to $160,000 because the jury found Liebeck 20 percent at fault in the spill. The jury also awarded Liebeck $2.7 million in punitive damages, which equals about two days of McDonalds coffee sales.

Post-verdict investigation found that the temperature of coffee at the local Albuquerque McDonalds had dropped to 158 degrees Fahrenheit.

The trial court subsequently reduced the punitive award to $480,000 -- or three times compensatory damages -- even though the judge called McDonalds' conduct reckless, callous and willful.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1494 on: September 26, 2007, 09:37:00 PM »
Well its funny if you have played Halo.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1495 on: September 26, 2007, 09:46:45 PM »
(I'm the first guy in white, the second guy is my team-mate...if you can believe that  ::) )








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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1496 on: September 26, 2007, 09:50:56 PM »
I am sure people are already figuring out glitches.   The swordflying and sword warping in Halo 2 was awesome before they patched it online.   Could get to the top of some stages, crazy shit.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1497 on: September 26, 2007, 10:52:19 PM »
Well its funny if you have played Halo.



carp. now i want to play Halo. the graphic is awesome. i wanna play Halo with Ryan Donowho.


he would have to sit next to the TV so i could look at him while i played.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1498 on: September 27, 2007, 01:22:03 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1499 on: September 27, 2007, 04:22:45 AM »
angel fluffy bunnahs! :)
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

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