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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1305 on: August 20, 2007, 01:46:01 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1306 on: August 20, 2007, 03:17:41 PM »
This may or may not be funny to anyone but me, but:

Below is the grocery list I wrote for myself that I had to try and decode today in Stop and Shop.  I understood most of my own jibberish today in the store:  3 small containrers of yogurt (I put them in smoothies), one bag of apples, 2 bottles of soda, one box of Total cereal, no cat litter (though I initially thought I needed some), one bottle of cranberry juice, some paper towels, and some gum.  I got all that stuff together as well as a bag of frozen strawberries to go with the yogurt (though I coudln't find it on the list), then spent a good two or three minutes in the frozen foods section trying to figure out what the hell a bag of "sleeermes" was, and if I ate it often.  I finally gave up and left with what I had, then realized that "sleeermes" probably was "strawberries."

This is what happens when I write most of my grocery lists while half asleep and with the kitchen lights out.

the fact that you put a gun on your grocery list was disturbingly funny.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1307 on: August 20, 2007, 04:23:18 PM »
...and some gum.

:lol: Could've sworn that said "gun" ;)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1308 on: August 20, 2007, 04:59:35 PM »
...and some gum.

:lol: Could've sworn that said "gun" ;)


the fact that you put a gun on your grocery list was disturbingly funny.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1309 on: August 20, 2007, 10:14:49 PM »
Yogurt looked like "Tog" to me.  :lol:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1310 on: August 20, 2007, 10:19:14 PM »
I saw:

sleeprnres - 1 6g
tog - 3
ypples - 16j
slda - 2
total - 1 6x
1cyzree
P tcuels
gun

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1311 on: August 20, 2007, 10:38:47 PM »
What kind of gun did you buy Serissa??

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1312 on: August 20, 2007, 10:38:56 PM »
I saw:

sleeprnres - 1 6g
tog - 3
ypples - 16j
slda - 2
total - 1 6x
1cyzree
P tcuels
gun
That reminds me, I need to get some cyzrees next time I go to the store too.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1313 on: August 20, 2007, 11:09:28 PM »
The gun was the only reasonable thing.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1314 on: August 20, 2007, 11:12:52 PM »
I love eating ypples, but they leave me feeling kinda queasy. So I have to take some P tcuels to sooth my upset tummy.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1315 on: August 21, 2007, 08:00:42 AM »
« Last Edit: August 22, 2007, 08:16:06 AM by PMS Elle »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1316 on: August 22, 2007, 06:43:08 AM »
I never got to read this one...

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1317 on: August 22, 2007, 08:16:36 AM »
I never got to read this one...



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I loved those.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1318 on: August 22, 2007, 09:22:23 AM »
I loved Choose Your Own Adventure as well.   Didn't most kids though?   The artwork on that makes me want to think back on whether I actually read that one or not.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1319 on: August 22, 2007, 10:36:07 AM »

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