make someone laugh

[purposefulinsanity]

Ceiling cat is watching your mouse debate *groan*

[Mr Smith]

"If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"

Because people evolved from lemurs. There are still lemurs because the species have been isolated and nothing changed in their environment.

[El]

Ceiling cat is watching your mouse debate *groan*

  :lol:

Just a thought but why do we do these things?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Probably in case of a last-minute repraisal, or in case there needs to be an investigative autopsy.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Actually, it's closer to half the population as far as meeting the criteria for some DSM-IV-TR diagnosis, and more than 50% if you include substance abuse/dependency. 

[SovaNu]

no we evolved from lemurians.

[Calandale]

Looking for a place to live and ran across the
following, in roomates wanted:

I am a conscious, easy-going person and hoping for the same in a roommate

[Calandale]

it's not about P.I. appeal. it's aesthetic beauty. therein lies her attractiveness. and she is.

In a sense. But only as death is beautiful.

I'd never want to have sex with something
like that.

[Calandale]

Agreed Dawg.   As someone who draws, I usually excessively shadow stuff myself.   It is usually darker than the subject actually is sometimes.   Shadows are really fun to play with, depends on the technique used in shadowing.   I don't go for the crosshatch style myself, blurry using the edge of my hand.   Need to get my dad's camera and post a few.   My art journal was pretty raped due my parents finding it and destroying the more perceived evil content.

That's really a shame and really fucked up, dysfunctional parenting in my opinion. Someone's art can never be replaced. You should never destroy something you can not replace.

Killed me when some of humanities treasures
have been destroyed recently.

Fuck Bush, and Fuck the Taliban both.

[renaeden]

[Peter]

http://www.basicinstructions.net/2006_07_01_archive.html

[GalileoAce]

[SovaNu]

it's not about P.I. appeal. it's aesthetic beauty. therein lies her attractiveness. and she is.

In a sense. But only as death is beautiful.

that was very poetical, Cal.

i wouldn't all that badly want to have sex with a bag of bones but some people very much would. some people think it's hot.

[SovaNu]

lol. that beer thing is hilarious. i love that way of looking at it.

Looking for a place to live and ran across the
following, in roomates wanted:

I am a conscious, easy-going person and hoping for the same in a roommate

lol. i woudn't want that kinda roommate. i don't like being all that conscious.

[renaeden]

[El]

   I needed that.

[El]

This may or may not be funny to anyone but me, but:

Below is the grocery list I wrote for myself that I had to try and decode today in Stop and Shop.  I understood most of my own jibberish today in the store:  3 small containrers of yogurt (I put them in smoothies), one bag of apples, 2 bottles of soda, one box of Total cereal, no cat litter (though I initially thought I needed some), one bottle of cranberry juice, some paper towels, and some gum.  I got all that stuff together as well as a bag of frozen strawberries to go with the yogurt (though I coudln't find it on the list), then spent a good two or three minutes in the frozen foods section trying to figure out what the hell a bag of "sleeermes" was, and if I ate it often.  I finally gave up and left with what I had, then realized that "sleeermes" probably was "strawberries."

This is what happens when I write most of my grocery lists while half asleep and with the kitchen lights out.