make someone laugh

[SovaNu]

she looks nice though it must be photoshopped. i like real thinness better than photoshops.

i didn't used to be anorexic, i'm ED non specified. but if i could choose one defined i'd take anorexia of course.

[Alex179]

Eh that is like a starving person in Africa.   That isn't attractive at all.   Looks like she is going to die.   There is a happy median you know.

[SovaNu]

it's not about sex appeal. it's aesthetic beauty. therein lies her attractiveness. and she is.

[DirtDawg]

it's not about P.I. appeal. it's aesthetic beauty. therein lies her attractiveness. and she is.

I believe she would make an incredibly interesting photographic subject for someone like me, who likes to work light play into textures with deep shadows.

[Alex179]

Agreed Dawg.   As someone who draws, I usually excessively shadow stuff myself.   It is usually darker than the subject actually is sometimes.   Shadows are really fun to play with, depends on the technique used in shadowing.   I don't go for the crosshatch style myself, blurry using the edge of my hand.   Need to get my dad's camera and post a few.   My art journal was pretty raped due my parents finding it and destroying the more perceived evil content.

[DirtDawg]

Agreed Dawg.   As someone who draws, I usually excessively shadow stuff myself.   It is usually darker than the subject actually is sometimes.   Shadows are really fun to play with, depends on the technique used in shadowing.   I don't go for the crosshatch style myself, blurry using the edge of my hand.   Need to get my dad's camera and post a few.   My art journal was pretty raped due my parents finding it and destroying the more perceived evil content.

That's really a shame and really fucked up, dysfunctional parenting in my opinion. Someone's art can never be replaced. You should never destroy something you can not replace.

[Alex179]

Well I did draw my dad pinned to the lawn with tent stakes and me running him over with our lawn mower.   Had his intestines shooting out the sides and everything.    I also had various pentagrams, symbols and a nude sketch of my ex.   That isn't to mention the fonts I tried to make, that were used in pretty explicit messages.   They were ok.   I have done better art on school desks and pieces of paper left at various locations.   Me and a Filipino fellow student went back and forth each day with pencil drawn art on a desk top (he was in the class after mine in the room).    I wish I took a picture of our end product.   He was more anime and I drew comic book style.   I had my best drawing of Spawn on that desk.

[SovaNu]

Agreed Dawg.   As someone who draws, I usually excessively shadow stuff myself.   It is usually darker than the subject actually is sometimes.   Shadows are really fun to play with, depends on the technique used in shadowing.   I don't go for the crosshatch style myself, blurry using the edge of my hand.   Need to get my dad's camera and post a few.   My art journal was pretty raped due my parents finding it and destroying the more perceived evil content.

i'm really sorry to hear that. artworks are like babies, it's hard when that happens.

[renaeden]

Just a thought but why do we do these things?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And a favorite…

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

[SovaNu]

"Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?"

yeah. why not?

"If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"

i've wondered about this.

"Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?"

i do this.

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you."

lol it IS me.

[GalileoAce]

"If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"
i've wondered about this.

For the same reason there are multiple species of birds and fish and lizards and dogs and cats and monkeys and apes.

[DirtDawg]

And a favorite…

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

I only have four friends and we are all insane, birds of a feather. How does that help or hurt the statistics? Does that just mean that one of us is closer to the edge than the other four or that several groups of friends are missing their nutcase?

[renaeden]

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

I only have four friends and we are all insane, birds of a feather. How does that help or hurt the statistics? Does that just mean that one of us is closer to the edge than the other four or that several groups of friends are missing their nutcase?

Yes. 

[Peter]

"If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"

i've wondered about this.

For the same reason that there are still Europeans despite Americans being descended from them.

[DirtDawg]

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

I only have four friends and we are all insane, birds of a feather. How does that help or hurt the statistics? Does that just mean that one of us is closer to the edge than the other four or that several groups of friends are missing their nutcase?

Yes. 

Good answer!