^Those were hilarious!
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Laws of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Any small, extremely expensive part that is
accidentally dropped, will disappear from view...
forever.
Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get
a busy signal.
Bath Theorum:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which
will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they
will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing
face down on a floor covering are directly correlated
to the cleanliness (newness) and cost of the carpet/rug.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.
