my sister has just emailed me this (i've edited it, cos it was looooooong):
> > These are genuine clips from letters sent to the Council Housing Department
> >
> > 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't
> > take it anymore.
> >
> > 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
> > knob off.
> >
> > 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
> > fence.
> >
> > 9. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and
> > fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
> >
> > 10. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
> >
> > 11. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50 % are just
> > plain filthy.
> >
> > 13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
> > cleared.
> >
> > 14. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and
> > not fit to drink
> >
> > 15. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
> >
> > 16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
> > unsightly and dangerous.
> >
> > 17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third
> > so please send someone round to do something about it.
> >
> > 18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do
> > something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
> >
> > 19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
> > wife.
> >
> > 21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get
> > BBC2.
