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Offline Lucifer

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1110 on: July 22, 2007, 07:25:39 AM »
obviously not - the senior examiner's reports are compiled to include a collation of reports from all examiners.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1111 on: July 22, 2007, 08:51:45 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on July 21, 2007, 10:30:45 PM
This is one of my favourite maths jokes:
:laugh:  I used to do that... I was just shy of the best grade in my calculus 3 class, yet I still don't know my multiplication tables.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1112 on: July 22, 2007, 09:15:58 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on July 22, 2007, 08:51:45 AM
Quote from: renaeden on July 21, 2007, 10:30:45 PM
This is one of my favourite maths jokes:
:laugh:  I used to do that... I was just shy of the best grade in my calculus 3 class, yet I still don't know my multiplication tables.

I don't know my multiplication tables either. But then I'm dyscalculic. I can't remember my own phone number if I don't have it written down on a scrap of paper in my wallet. I have no problems mentally retaining large portions of text, though.

It's too bad Dyscalculia wasn't an established diagnosis when I was in elementary school (and later on, as well), since my lack of math skills made me pretty much be labelled as an idiot by my teachers.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1113 on: July 22, 2007, 10:18:01 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 07:25:39 AM
obviously not - the senior examiner's reports are compiled to include a collation of reports from all examiners.
Oh right, i never knew that all examiners wrote mini reports, no one mentioned it to me when i was researching how to play the exam system, and i talked to several markers. If someone gave you the job of senior examiner, would you take it Lucifer?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1114 on: July 22, 2007, 11:07:52 AM »
i learned the multiplication things well cuz my mom made it fun for me, i didn't learn it at school but at home. mom made it into a game so i could concentrate better.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1115 on: July 23, 2007, 06:39:04 PM »
 :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1116 on: July 23, 2007, 08:30:19 PM »
i have no idea what that means, but it's hilarious. :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1117 on: July 23, 2007, 08:31:09 PM »
Quote from: Björk on July 23, 2007, 08:30:19 PM
i have no idea what that means, but it's hilarious. :laugh:

Two fingers up the cunt and two fingers up the ass.  :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1118 on: July 23, 2007, 08:32:47 PM »
i'll never look at Spock the same. :'( :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1119 on: July 23, 2007, 08:37:08 PM »

It should have said two in the slit, two in the pit and one for the clit ...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1120 on: July 23, 2007, 08:46:10 PM »
 Not really funny, but a nice paint job.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1121 on: July 23, 2007, 08:48:42 PM »
I think this one IS funny.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1122 on: July 23, 2007, 08:49:02 PM »
it's hot. :wanker:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1123 on: July 24, 2007, 02:37:10 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 23, 2007, 08:48:42 PM
I think this one IS funny.

I think I know where that is... :o
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1124 on: July 24, 2007, 02:38:27 AM »
looks like camel toe.
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