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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1050 on: July 19, 2007, 03:22:02 AM »



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1051 on: July 19, 2007, 03:35:19 AM »
The bottom one is fucking hilarious. I can see me doing that. :LMAO:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1052 on: July 19, 2007, 05:38:33 AM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1053 on: July 19, 2007, 05:41:26 AM »
XKCD! :D

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1054 on: July 19, 2007, 05:45:52 AM »
poor semi-hound.

what is that jelly joke about?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1055 on: July 19, 2007, 05:47:50 AM »
poor semi-hound.

what is that jelly joke about?

KY Jelly is a lubricant, making sex, or other forms of penetration easier. He's standing in the Vegetable isle looking contemplatively at the items whilst holding the KY Jelly.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1056 on: July 19, 2007, 05:49:00 AM »
i get it. :laugh: i'd go for the cucumber.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1057 on: July 19, 2007, 08:33:52 AM »
i get it. :laugh: i'd go for the cucumber.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1058 on: July 19, 2007, 09:11:20 AM »



:LMAO:

but i've actually DONE that!  well, without the KY, though.

i get it. :laugh: i'd go for the cucumber.

you're better off with courgettes.  trust me on this.  ;)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1059 on: July 19, 2007, 10:12:31 AM »
The zucchini in my garden are getting quite large.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1060 on: July 19, 2007, 10:26:38 AM »
No-once fancy trying out a marrow then? :laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1061 on: July 19, 2007, 10:46:38 AM »
The zucchini in my garden are getting quite large.

is that a euphemism for your knob going big?  :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1062 on: July 19, 2007, 10:47:19 AM »
No-once fancy trying out a marrow then? :laugh:


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1063 on: July 19, 2007, 10:47:58 AM »
+ Tesla for the veggie one.  :LMAO:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1064 on: July 19, 2007, 10:52:17 AM »
i don't think i could fit a zucchini. :P think of the girth. :P
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