make someone laugh

[El]

A conversation about Lit's backdoor preference has inspired me to a tasteless quip.

A young girl was getting married, with only a partial of her mothers blessing to Mr. Tiligiuos. The mother knew she was powerless to stop her daughter from marrying this man, who she did not trust from his previous reputation. Being a good mother, her advice was to watch out for him to make certain requests of her.

About two years of married bliss passes and one day the request finally comes that her mother had warned her about. The young, loyal wife said, "NO!" and a confused Mr. Tiligious expected an explanation of her continued refusal. "My mother warned me that this day would come and that I should not allow you to do what you are suggesting," she told him. "All I asked you to do was turn over in bed," he replied. "And the answer is still, NO," she insists.

He tries again, "But Darling, we have been married for over two years and things are going so well, I thought we could start a family."





(Sorry, it was just too easy!)

 

[GalileoAce]

I don't get it

[DirtDawg]

I don't get it

Mr. Tiligious has a preference for anal sex. He got married to a young, inexperienced girl, whose mother warned her not to just take anal sex and told her that he would ask for her to "turn over" someday. The joke is that when he asked for her to turn over, he had been assfucking her from the beginning. It just occurred to me and I thought it was funny. If you have seen some of his posts, you would get a better view of the humour.

[El]

I don't get it

Mr. Tiligious has a preference for anal sex. He got married to a young, inexperienced girl, whose mother warned her not to just take anal sex and told her that he would ask for her to "turn over" someday. The joke is that when he asked for her to turn over, he had been assfucking her from the beginning. It just occurred to me and I thought it was funny. If you have seen some of his posts, you would get a better view of the humour.

In that case I misinterpreted it.  I thought the mother didn't want the girl to have vaginal sex because she didn't want Tiligious to knock the daughter up.  (which by the way actually makes more sense, consdering the fact that rear-entry can still be vaginal.)

[DirtDawg]

If you can figure out how to make something funny you should do it, regardless of what is meant from the beginning.

Your interpretation is certainly more farsighted for the mom's part.

[Scrapheap]

A conversation about Lit's backdoor preference has inspired me to a tasteless quip.

A young girl was getting married, with only a partial of her mothers blessing to Mr. Tiligiuos. The mother knew she was powerless to stop her daughter from marrying this man, who she did not trust from his previous reputation. Being a good mother, her advice was to watch out for him to make certain requests of her.

About two years of married bliss passes and one day the request finally comes that her mother had warned her about. The young, loyal wife said, "NO!" and a confused Mr. Tiligious expected an explanation of her continued refusal. "My mother warned me that this day would come and that I should not allow you to do what you are suggesting," she told him. "All I asked you to do was turn over in bed," he replied. "And the answer is still, NO," she insists.

He tries again, "But Darling, we have been married for over two years and things are going so well, I thought we could start a family."





(Sorry, it was just too easy!)

This joke usually has a Greek husband, but ...... same difference.

[DirtDawg]

So, it's not original, sorry. Usually I'm late to the punchbowl, too.

[El]

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar?

[GalileoAce]

Who loves their energy drinks?

Try POWERTHIRST!

[duncvis]

 

[El]

  GA.  That was HORRIBLE.

[El]

[Lucifer]

Who loves their energy drinks?

Try POWERTHIRST!

 

[duncvis]

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

 

[El]

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

 

I saw that one awhile back.  It's hysterical.